Holy [censored] this is rigged

[SomethingClever]

Hand 1

PokerStars Game #3243042895: Tournament #16053867, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/12/04 - 20:34:10 (ET)
Table '16053867 1' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Smally2004 (1440 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: Quam Optime (1320 in chips)
Seat 3: Mattieu (3900 in chips)
Seat 4: AdaMarie (1000 in chips)
Seat 5: bada**rabbit (1280 in chips)
Seat 6: Ribs77 (1635 in chips)
Seat 7: jmndcrl (1775 in chips)
Seat 8: DrainIt (1150 in chips)
DrainIt: posts small blind 15
Smally2004: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ribs77 [Jc Jd]
Quam Optime: folds
Mattieu: calls 30
AdaMarie: folds
bada**rabbit: calls 30
Ribs77: raises 120 to 150
jmndcrl: calls 150
DrainIt: folds
Smally2004: folds
Mattieu: folds
bada**rabbit: folds
*** FLOP *** [8s Th 5c]
Ribs77: bets 500
jmndcrl: calls 500
*** TURN *** [8s Th 5c] [9s]
Ribs77: bets 985 and is all-in
jmndcrl: calls 985
*** RIVER *** [8s Th 5c 9s] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ribs77: shows [Jc Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
jmndcrl: shows [Jh Ks] (a pair of Kings)
bada**rabbit said, "wtf"
jmndcrl collected 3375 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3375 | Rake 0
Board [8s Th 5c 9s Kh]
Seat 1: Smally2004 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Quam Optime folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mattieu folded before Flop
Seat 4: AdaMarie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bada**rabbit folded before Flop
Seat 6: Ribs77 showed [Jc Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: jmndcrl (button) showed [Jh Ks] and won (3375) with a pair of Kings
Seat 8: DrainIt (small blind) folded before Flop

Hand 2

PokerStars Game #3243049221: Tournament #16053855, Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2005/12/04 - 20:34:45 (ET)
Table '16053855 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Deanocasino (4990 in chips)
Seat 3: BusGrime (3085 in chips)
Seat 6: Ribs77 (1405 in chips)
Seat 7: steelerfan40 (1985 in chips)
Seat 8: cannotblufme (730 in chips)
Seat 9: ABABASSMAN (1305 in chips)
BusGrime: posts small blind 15
Ribs77: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ribs77 [9d 5d]
steelerfan40: folds
cannotblufme: calls 30
ABABASSMAN: folds
Deanocasino: folds
BusGrime: calls 15
Ribs77: checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 9c Kc]
BusGrime: checks
Ribs77: checks
cannotblufme: bets 60
BusGrime: folds
Ribs77: calls 60
*** TURN *** [9s 9c Kc] [5h]
Ribs77: checks
cannotblufme: bets 150
Ribs77: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [9s 9c Kc 5h] [Ad]
Ribs77: bets 200
cannotblufme: raises 290 to 490 and is all-in
Ribs77: calls 290
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cannotblufme: shows [9h As] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
Ribs77: shows [9d 5d] (a full house, Nines full of Fives)
Ribs77 said, "omfglol"
cannotblufme collected 1490 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1490 | Rake 0
Board [9s 9c Kc 5h Ad]
Seat 2: Deanocasino (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BusGrime (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Ribs77 (big blind) showed [9d 5d] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Fives
Seat 7: steelerfan40 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cannotblufme showed [9h As] and won (1490) with a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 9: ABABASSMAN folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[PoBoy321]

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