Vegas Trip Report (8/13-8/15)

[sfer]

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Halfway through and I need to post that this is like the best trip report ever. Back to reading.

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Holy crap. Genius. Like some weird amalgam of Salinger, Dostoyevsky, J. Fox, Easton Ellis, and reality TV.

Hey LMD, remember those two hands where I checkraised your ass on the turn in 9/18 and you insta-mucked only to watch me suck out on other donkeys? I do.

[BottlesOf]

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Bedraggled and thankless to be alive, I wander up the Bellagio poker room looking like hell and for some action, but none of the cocktail waitresses are in house and I return to my car to rub one out instead.

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This might be the best sentence to appear on these boards. Back to the report....


Edit: This is clearly the post of the year, and in the top 2 for trip reports all time.

[revots33]

I imagine this trip report being read in voiceover by Leslie Neilsen from Police Squad!, and it's even funnier.

[sfer]

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I imagine this trip report being read in voiceover by Leslie Neilsen from Police Squad!, and it's even funnier.

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It's funniest if you imagine LMD's voice in your head.

[CrazyEyez]

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There’s not much to do because I don’t like to do much

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That's been made obvious.
Simultaneously depressing and hilarious report.

[BottlesOf]

Can we just reflect on how awesome shant's avatar is for a second?

[PoorLawyer]

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"This is the [censored] best trip report I've ever read."

Nah. For starters, check out this one.

-Michael

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yours wasnt the better trips but it was the better report by far.

[Ghazban]

Great read, ty.

[shant]

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Can we just reflect on how awesome shant's avatar is for a second?

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[onegymrat]

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I imagine this trip report being read in voiceover by Leslie Neilsen from Police Squad!, and it's even funnier.

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Perhaps even Conan O'Brien.