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Old 12-28-2005, 09:32 PM
IdiotVig IdiotVig is offline
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Default I\'ll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener

PokerStars Game #3463815734: Tournament #16921886, Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2005/12/28 - 20:30:38 (ET)
Table '16921886 134' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: pumpkin41 (2225 in chips)
Seat 2: tmrjohnson (1215 in chips)
Seat 3: carallen (2312 in chips)
Seat 4: jpremiere (3560 in chips)
Seat 5: XTraCey (1305 in chips)
Seat 6: Thistlefoot (2310 in chips)
Seat 7: woodchopVI (1520 in chips)
Seat 8: IdiotVig (3625 in chips)
Seat 9: hkrboyan (1233 in chips)
woodchopVI: posts small blind 50
IdiotVig: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to IdiotVig [Kd Kc]
hkrboyan: raises 1133 to 1233 and is all-in
pumpkin41: folds
tmrjohnson: folds
carallen: folds
jpremiere: calls 1233
XTraCey: folds
Thistlefoot: folds
woodchopVI: folds
IdiotVig: raises 2392 to 3625 and is all-in
jpremiere: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h Kh Ad]
*** TURN *** [5h Kh Ad] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5h Kh Ad Tc] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
IdiotVig: shows [Kd Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
hkrboyan: shows [6s Qd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
hkrboyan said, "lol"
hkrboyan collected 3749 from pot
hkrboyan said, "i want out"
IdiotVig said, "i feel sick."
jpremiere said, "had qj"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3749 | Rake 0
Board [5h Kh Ad Tc Js]
Seat 1: pumpkin41 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tmrjohnson folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: carallen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jpremiere folded before Flop
Seat 5: XTraCey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Thistlefoot (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: woodchopVI (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: IdiotVig (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 9: hkrboyan showed [6s Qd] and won (3749) with a straight, Ten to Ace
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Old 12-28-2005, 09:33 PM
IdiotVig IdiotVig is offline
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Default Re: I\'ll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener

And I'll [censored] stab anyone [censored] else who [censored] tells me to fold [censored] preflop.

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Old 12-28-2005, 09:46 PM
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I don't see how you want to play a big pot with that hand at this point in time. Unreal.
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Old 12-29-2005, 06:15 PM
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Default Re: I\'ll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener

Fold preflop. Trip Kings doesn't beat a straight.
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Old 12-29-2005, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: I\'ll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener

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Fold preflop. Trip Kings doesn't beat a straight.

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Sure, you tell him NOW. We should all pitch in and buy him one of those little hand-ranking cards so next time he's not such a megafish.
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Old 12-29-2005, 06:20 PM
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This is fvkin sick. I like the guy who says " I had QJ" like it's some kind of qualifier for him calling 12bb's. Or maybe because he wants to let you know that both of them would have sucked out on you and split the pot?

Good stuff.
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Old 12-29-2005, 06:20 PM
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Default Re: I\'ll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener

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Fold preflop. Trip Kings doesn't beat a straight.

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Old 12-29-2005, 06:22 PM
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Fold preflop. Trip Kings doesn't beat a straight.

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Old 12-29-2005, 06:33 PM
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Default Re: I\'ll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener

looks like you've got a lot of stabbing to do
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Old 12-29-2005, 06:33 PM
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Default Re: I\'ll stab you in the [censored] eye with a letter opener

I don't mind the pre-flop raise, although I'd proabably raise a little more. You're just inviting people to play Q6 against you.
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