if you could trade places with one celebrity...

[astroglide]

actually i think i should amend my vote to whoever gets to eat keira knightley's ass and drink a dr. pepper.

[PokerBob]

....whoever is banging Angelina Jolie. I would like to do many things to her.

[Alobar]

Jessica beil, and then id [censored] harder than anyone in the history of the world.

I know dave mathews gets HATED on here, but thats a really good answer too. Its got to be one of the most azaming feelings to perform infront of tens of thousands of people, and he can pull as much ass as anyone else out there.