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Old 12-14-2005, 01:13 PM
SossMan SossMan is offline
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Default Re: You know you\'re a degenerate when... (Wynn Story)

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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For sure. A healthy baby's organs can fetch up to $50,000 on the black market.

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Is that in 1954 dollars?

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Sorry, you're right. I fixed my post.

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I figured you were quoting "Raising Arizona"

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i was right w/ you, man.

"My friends call me Lenny, but I ain't got no friends"

Oh stop son, you gonna make me bust out cryin'.
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:16 PM
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Maybe this should have been an OOT post.

Good stuff people, and yes, nice meeting you tonight Bugstud.
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:47 PM
HopeydaFish HopeydaFish is offline
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Default Re: You know you\'re a degenerate when... (Wynn Story)

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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For sure. A healthy baby's organs can fetch up to $50,000 on the black market.

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Is that in 1954 dollars?

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Sorry, you're right. I fixed my post.

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I figured you were quoting "Raising Arizona"

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Actually, originally I was quoting Dr. Hibbert from the Simpsons. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-14-2005, 04:53 PM
Rduke55 Rduke55 is offline
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Default Re: You know you\'re a degenerate when... (Wynn Story)

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A baby is higher EV than $330.

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For sure. A healthy baby's organs can fetch up to $50,000 on the black market.

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Is that in 1954 dollars?

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Sorry, you're right. I fixed my post.

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I figured you were quoting "Raising Arizona"

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Actually, originally I was quoting Dr. Hibbert from the Simpsons. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I should have caught that.
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:56 PM
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Default Re: You know you\'re a degenerate when... (Wynn Story)

Babies are -EV. If you don't believe me, ask my dad.
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:39 PM
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I felt very bad for her. The guy kept coming over to kiss her on the cheek saying it will be OK, then looking at his holecards, folding, then running around to ask for the staff's help.

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wow, what a jackass.
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Old 12-15-2005, 03:50 AM
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When that beeper went off to announce the imminent delivery of our second child, I was in a $4-8 game at the Luxor. Decided to play until my blind came around.

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That is just sad.

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You don't know my wife. When she says, "Time to go to the hospital," you're lucky if you see crowning within 24 hours.
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