chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.

[Easy E]

You forgot to add the chipmunk and the gunsight

[PokerBob]

my mom has been dealing with this for years, and has yet to deter them. they are tenacious little buggers. good luck

[usmfan]

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You could also train a cat to hunt them (or... train it to only hunt the chipmunks and not the birds). This could provide some gladiator-esque entertainment.

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Actually, chipmunks are much easier for a cat to catch and they don't have to be trained. We had lots of chipmunk holes in our yard. By sheer coincidence, we adopted a former farm tom-cat. Within a short time we have a drastic rise in the number of headless chipmunk bodies on the back patio.

[Easy E]

Try lecturing them on the ethics of stealing

[Cancer Merchant]

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hahahaha...i don't want to hurt them. just want keep them from monopolizing it...

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Again:


Do it.

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Remember to use solid slugs, for M-M-Maximum Carnage, and to make an example for the other rodents.

[RacersEdge]

Get a tom cat.

The chipmunks will be at your door the next day.

[Shajen]

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Get a tom cat.

The chipmunks, birds, squirrels, baby rabbits, female cats, small lapdogs and a child's severed arm will be at your door the next day.

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FYP.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Get a tom cat.

The chipmunks, birds, squirrels, baby rabbits, female cats, small lapdogs and a child's severed arm will be at your door the next day.

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FYP.

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I [censored] hate lapdogs.

[pokerdirty]

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hahahaha...i don't want to hurt them. just want keep them from monopolizing it...

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Again:

Do it.

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A Red Ryder? What, are you trying to tickle the chipmunk?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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hahahaha...i don't want to hurt them. just want keep them from monopolizing it...

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Again:

Do it.

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A Red Ryder? What, are you trying to tickle the chipmunk?

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Well, I guess I'm just trying to make it a bit sporting.