Office pet peeves (rant here)

[jakethebake]

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You guys have all inspired me to drop out of school and become a degenerate poker player for the rest of my life.

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Nice job, everyone.

[kerssens]

Smokers that are hacking up tar and isht all day long...sometimes I can even hear them over my headphones.

[MoreWineII]

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Smokers that are hacking up tar and isht all day long...sometimes I can even hear them over my headphones.

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She sits on the OTHER side of me. :/

She can't walk a half flight of stairs, she takes the elevator. That really annoys me for some reason.

[kerssens]

Also the ignorant sports fans that blindly follow local teams and are completely unwilling to allow any criticism of the local teams. These people will try to talk sports and it is impossible to have an intelligent conversation, espcially about the Mariners because it usually gets to the "evil Yankees"

Edit: these are usually women

[Dynasty]

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whackboss

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I enjoyed all 13 ways.

[Wes ManTooth]

have anyone at the office bugging out or bitching over nothing special?
Print this out and give it to them and tell them to stop acting like such a f-in spaz.

[jakethebake]

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Edit: these are usually women

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Women should not be allowed to discuss sports ever. You try to have a serious sports discussion, and they keep bringing it back to baseball players' tight pants. stfu, slut!

[beerbandit]

people who wear headphones

[ripdog]

The little guys who are stricken with short man's syndrome bug me. Always lifting their leg on somebody to make up for their physical shortcomings. One day little man walked up to our newbie trainee and made him button his shirt up because "We have an image to uphold here". The chinese dude buttoned up his shirt, leaned over little napoleon and said "You got a bow-tie for too, man?". The accent just made the line better. Little man shot a look my way, but I was too busy cracking up to say anything.

[Rick Diesel]

I hereby nominate the fat ugly chick who thinks for some unknown reason that I give two fucks about what she did last weekend.

I did find a quick solution to this one though. One time she walked up to me and blurted out "SowhatdidyoudothisweekendMygirlfriendscameoverand werentedsomemoviesandatesomeicecream!Wesawacoupler eallygoodmovies!" (spaces left out purposely for effect). I replied with "Really?". And she said "Yeahwewatchedsomemovies!" And then I said "No, I meant you really shared the ice cream?"

Needless to say, she hasn't talked to me since. Chalk one up for the Diesel.