Favorite Opponent's Comment!

[DeeJ]

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"nh fish"

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I like it when people say this to me so I can reply something like "I do feel lucky today!"

My favorite.

"Why are you guys always raising if you want to play for more many go to biger limits."

[Yossarian]

"your a moron" - I get this quite a lot as well!

"I think Dave is on auto-pot bet"

That really cracks me up.
I got this on Pokerstars 0/8, where there's no such button. I was just betting huge the whole time.

[ihardlyknowher]

My favorite hand and opponent's comments. My opponent has a 75% VPIP. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP2 calls, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP2 calls, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, MP2 folds, Button calls.

River: (12 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, Button folds.

Final Pot: 14

Opp: lol and he calls the flop with vigor
Me: lots of vigor
Opp: like the fish u are
Me: its called gambling isn't it?
Opp: its a skill game not that u would know
Opp: u are the definition of a fisherman u fished for what u hit u are a fish
Me: its all luck

[DrawDeadJed]

Sometimes, if someone has run me over in a particularly brutal way, I'll wait a couple hands and then say, "NH &lt;whoever&gt;, I'd have said something sooner, but I was having trouble pulling my fist out of the wall."

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"nh fish"

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I like to use this one when someone calls my all-in with a better hand, then my hand becomes best with the flop, and then they river me.

"LOOSE CALL!!!!"

I love when people say "ty" after winning a pot, then I bust them later on. It's fun.

"How could you call me with that? You faaaaaaaaagggg"

Apparently calling with a better hand than he was betting isn't right.

The strangest thing anyone ever said to me was that they misclicked and folded a set of 9's on a 9 high flop (I had a set of 2's) after I quadrupled his minraise.

He sat out after this hand for almost a full orbit, begging me to send him half of the pot back to him. Eventually he took his seat back, typed "YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEND IT BACK TO ME ARE YOU", pushed his first hand preflop, and lost KA to the SB's 44. I bet he didn't sleep well that night.