So I Kicked an Old Lady to the Curb Tonite (long)

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"Get the hell out of my house you ungrateful, rude old bat. We have you over to our house and all you do is insult us and our friends. Here's your stuff, there's the door. Out."

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Is there a way I can frame that? It ought to be immortalized, somehow.

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This should really be on a welcome mat to put outside on your front porch.