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Old 03-11-2005, 02:02 PM
Ryan527h Ryan527h is offline
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Default Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'

I got diarrhea this morning and I woke up and called my mom asking her what medicine to take, since I had classes early in the day. But when I called her I said 'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.' I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake, my mom had no clue what I was talking about though.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Anyone ever use poker lingo by accident in real life?
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:24 PM
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Default Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'

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I got diarrhea this morning and I woke up and called my mom asking her what medicine to take, since I had classes early in the day. But when I called her I said 'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.' I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake, my mom had no clue what I was talking about though.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Anyone ever use poker lingo by accident in real life?

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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:42 PM
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Default Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'

maybe its just that I'm drunk but I laughed my butt off at this quote!
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:01 PM
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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.

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Maybe "Runner, runner"?
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:05 PM
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Default Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'

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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.

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Maybe "Runner, runner"?

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Now that's a bad beat.
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:08 PM
Big Limpin' Big Limpin' is offline
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Default Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'

yeah, "flop" isnt really the appropriate poker vernacular for your situation. Perhaps "river" is more appropriate [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

w.r.t. poker lingo in real life, my favorite is, instead of "road rage", i prefer to "drive on tilt"
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:31 PM
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Default Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'

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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech.

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Maybe "Runner, runner"?

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I snarfed all over my keyboard after reading this one, you bastard. I think I'm going to have to start buying keyboards in bulk. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:44 PM
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'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.'

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vnh
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Old 03-11-2005, 03:50 PM
AngusThermopyle AngusThermopyle is offline
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Default Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'

Lordy, am I dense.
Just realized why this thread is in this forum.




Sit & Go...
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Old 03-11-2005, 04:10 PM
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Sit & Go...

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And the hits just keep on coming.

Can we please make "I flopped diarrhea" part of the standard nomenclature? Perhaps as a way to express a troubling flop, in as much as it stinks and really burns your ass? Will somebody second this [bowel] motion?
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