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Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
I got diarrhea this morning and I woke up and called my mom asking her what medicine to take, since I had classes early in the day. But when I called her I said 'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.' I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake, my mom had no clue what I was talking about though.
Sorry for wasting your time. Anyone ever use poker lingo by accident in real life? |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
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I got diarrhea this morning and I woke up and called my mom asking her what medicine to take, since I had classes early in the day. But when I called her I said 'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.' I couldn't help but laugh at my mistake, my mom had no clue what I was talking about though. Sorry for wasting your time. Anyone ever use poker lingo by accident in real life? [/ QUOTE ] Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech. |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
maybe its just that I'm drunk but I laughed my butt off at this quote!
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
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Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe "Runner, runner"? |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
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[ QUOTE ] Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe "Runner, runner"? [/ QUOTE ] Now that's a bad beat. |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
yeah, "flop" isnt really the appropriate poker vernacular for your situation. Perhaps "river" is more appropriate [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
w.r.t. poker lingo in real life, my favorite is, instead of "road rage", i prefer to "drive on tilt" |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
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[ QUOTE ] Flopped doesn't seem that inappropriate a term here, actually. Blech. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe "Runner, runner"? [/ QUOTE ] I snarfed all over my keyboard after reading this one, you bastard. I think I'm going to have to start buying keyboards in bulk. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
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'Mom, I flopped diarrhea.' [/ QUOTE ] vnh |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
Lordy, am I dense.
Just realized why this thread is in this forum. Sit & Go... |
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Re: Looks like I \'flopped diarrhea\'
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Sit & Go... [/ QUOTE ] And the hits just keep on coming. Can we please make "I flopped diarrhea" part of the standard nomenclature? Perhaps as a way to express a troubling flop, in as much as it stinks and really burns your ass? Will somebody second this [bowel] motion? |
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