Breaking the Bad News in a Moment of Passion....

Talk2BigSteve · #1 04-13-2005, 12:47 PM

I was in a situation last night where I needed to tell the person giving me a blow job that is was the absolute worst BJ I have ever had in my life!! As most of you know I am gay, but that is not an issue here, as straight guys I am sure get bottom of the barrel, piss poor head as well on occasion. So how do you handle the situation when you know bless their heart they are trying their best, but Hoover like suction, slobbering all over, and raking their teeth is NOT fun and enjoyable for me. What do you do to tell them they are absolutely horrible...and do it in a nice way???

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razor · #2 04-13-2005, 12:51 PM

This belongs in the Dear bison thread.

Talk2BigSteve · #3 04-13-2005, 12:52 PM

yeah let me send him a PM

Well he is not accepting PMs

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Edge34 · #4 04-13-2005, 12:53 PM

Blow it in his eye.

PhatTBoll · #5 04-13-2005, 12:55 PM

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Blow it in his eye.

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And then punch him, thus completing the Bismark.

Talk2BigSteve · #6 04-13-2005, 01:00 PM

Since Bison is not accepting PMs I will just leave it here. I don't feel like reposting in his thread since people are replying here, and I don't want to be flamed by everyone else for reposting it there so oh freakin' well, it is here to stay.

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jdl22 · #7 04-13-2005, 01:06 PM

I would say reciprocate. When he comments that you're terrible then you break it to him.

Ricky Slade · #8 04-13-2005, 01:07 PM

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Blow it in his eye.

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And then punch him, thus completing the Bismark.

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Jelly Donut?

Beerfund · #9 04-13-2005, 01:10 PM

Things you could say,

"What are you a crocodile? EASY ON THE TEETH!"

"Good effort, but please stop trying to ingest my penis."

or you could say'

"Dead, I love you!"

gamblore99 · #10 04-13-2005, 01:11 PM

many girls have no idea what they are doing, most are very receptive to tips/instructions. just say things like "no teeth","try to develop a rhythm" and such. Make sure to reinforce good stuff with positive comments. I guess with older girls who are more experienced, they might take a bit more offense...

Seeing as your gay and it was another guy, couldn't you just offer to give him one and demonstrate.