College Prank War: Ideas needed

[RunDownHouse]

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Take a baking sheet and line it with a sheet of wax paper. Piss into the pan, and stick it in the freezer. Once it's frozen, go to the victim's dorm room and slide it under their door while they're sleeping. By the time they wake up, they should have a nice, wet surprise on their carpet.

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I'm not sure why you wouldn't just piss under their door, dump a bucket of piss under their door, etc. The whole freezing/sliding under the door thing seems like a lot of work for not much payoff, especially when you factor in the chance of them waking up before its thawed.

[JcTc]

Roofies and buttsex scars people physically and emotionally.

[siccjay]

Sneak into someones room while they are asleep. Fill 100s of dixie cups with water and put them all over their floor and furniture so they have to drink their way out or spill water everywhere.

[blendedsuit]

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Sneak into someones room while they are asleep. Fill 100s of dixie cups with PISS and put them all over their floor and furniture so they have to drink their way out or spill PISS everywhere.

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[Escape]

Ass rape them its the prison way of saying OWNED

[masse75]

Hide an egg in their room. They'll get the joke in about a week, and the "laughter" will linger forever.

[Lazymeatball]

A variation on the bucket of water leaned against the door trick. Get a used disgusting mop and lean it mop head up against the door, so it will hit them in the face or chest when opened. If possible, time this until after they've had their shower and have put on clean clothes for the day.

[The Armchair]

The ideas in this thread, other than the frozen urine one (which goes a bit too far), are lackluster.

* The egg prank is funny but should really be a fish.
* The frozen banana prank should be on the list. Buy a dozen bananas. Peel them. Freeze them. Get into your nemeses' room and put the frozen bananas in their underwear draws, pillow cases, pants pockets, and anywhere else not often visible but accessed regularly. Oh, and stuff that goes into the laundry only. Don't put them in shoes.
* When they go into the shower, steal their towels. This one's biggest downfall is that the easiest way to retaliate is to repeat it.
* If they have a lot of sneakers, tie them all together in a strand and hang them out the window. You may want to connect some pairs of their underwear to the strand for extra length and hilarity. Bonus points if you can make two strands out of it and attach a sign. Recommended slogans are "I LOVE YOU JANET," "I AM REALY DRUNK" (one "L"), or "VISIT US IN <dorm room #>"."
* The paper cup trick is fine, but it is done best with fruit punch or red koolaid and a lot of salt. This makes it virtually undrinkable and gives your "friends" no easy way to empty the cups. You will provide them with one: A big box of tampons and instructions to soak the liquid up and carry the now-used tampons to the outside garbage. You may even want to put a garbage can filled with wire hangers outside of their dorm room for easy access.

That is all for now.

[STLantny]

Break a lighbulb, at least the glass round it, preserving the the filament, get 1 large firecracker, sneak into their dorm, unscrew their current light bulb, screw in the one with the filament, get a piece of saran wrap with dog poop in it, and the m80 sticking out of it, tape the saran wrap to teh ceiling around the light bulb, when they turn on the light the firecracker will light, and blow poop everywhere.

[The Armchair]

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Break a lighbulb, at least the glass round it, preserving the the filament, get 1 large firecracker, sneak into their dorm, unscrew their current light bulb, screw in the one with the filament, get a piece of saran wrap with dog poop in it, and the m80 sticking out of it, tape the saran wrap to teh ceiling around the light bulb, when they turn on the light the firecracker will light, and blow poop everywhere.

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Best idea yet if you want to go to prison for depraved heart murder.