What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

I play at the lodge again tonight. These guys play a fair bit of poker, but really don't understand odds and proper play. I crack the game for a 51% ROI. I know I'll hear at least once, <font color="blue">"Three's have been running all night, he had to bet that." </font>

Anyone else have a favorite line to hear at the table?

[Sundevils21]

I love it when somebody gets up on their chair and screams out,"HOW DO YA LIKE DEEZ NUTZ?" in my NL game. Its especially funny when that person only *thinks* he has the nuts. Only to have the nut flush on an unpaired board beaten by a straight flush. Now that was a laugh.

[highlife]

this is obvious, but its always fun when you have a fast played AA cracked by Q7. look over at the guy only to hear "suited", followed by a chorus of nods from the other players.

[Warik]

"Boo hoo"

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

Saw this exact thing at the lodge, except the guy held 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. He hit his straight on the river and said, "I only played them because they were suited." Oh and he'd cold called my 5xBB raise preflop (NL tourney). S'okay, we've played together many times since [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[highlife]

yep these are definately lines you love to hear.

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

Even better is the "chorus of nods..."

[soxfan70]

Similar one in my weekly home game. Actually my Brother-In-Law said it, and still swears by it. He called an all-in bet pre-flop with 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]! Naturally, he spiked two 4's, and when questioned about his call he said :

"Small suited connectors - Better than a pair."

That's the weekly line now. I think he got that one from Vince Van PAtten.

[RollaJ]

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Saw this exact thing at the lodge, except the guy held 2 5 . He hit his straight on the river and said, "I only played them because they were suited." Oh and he'd cold called my 5xBB raise preflop (NL tourney). S'okay, we've played together many times since


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How big were the stacks?
I won a nice $7-800 pot 2 weeks ago at the Borgata when I called the CO open raise to $12 (1-2 blinds). I made trip 7s, AA no good [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[sfer]

Corollary to the threes line, the other night I heard a regular say, after a player picked up, "I'm taking the 1 seat. That seat is HOT!"