The saga continues.....having a g/f is tough!!

[Tyler Durden]

So the g/f wants me to get tested for STDs. Yikes! They like, stick a QTip up your peepee! Twice!

Has anyone been tested? How badly does it hurt?

For those of you that say "shut up, be a man and get tested, don't act like a baby" I'm saying F all of you right now, just to get it over with.

[Edge34]

I've never been tested, but I hear there's other types of tests that are, um, er...less invasive. Check it out.

Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.

[Topflight]

No Q-tip goes up my peehole for any chick.

[Tyler Durden]

Good Van Wilder reference.

I've never had unprotected sex so I don't really see why I should get tested, but she's on the pill so I guess part of the reason I'd be getting tested is so we can raw dog it. Though I'm apprehensive about doing that b/c using the condom in addition to the pill sounds much safer.

My friend got tested and he told me about the QTip deal. And my female friend who is a slut said that's what guys tell her happens to them.

[tolbiny]

"My friend got tested and he told me about the QTip deal. And my female friend who is a slut said that's what guys tell her happens to them."

Ummmm, something lke a cotton ball on the end of a paperclip would be a good analogy.
Bent in the same way.
Don't do that one.

[wacki]

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I've never had unprotected sex so I don't really see why I should get tested

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It amazes me that you are able to use logic like that on other people and still finish 126th in the 2004 WSOP.

[Tyler Durden]

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It amazes me that you are able to use logic like that on other people and still finish 126th in the 2004 WSOP.

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I see what you're saying. I know condoms aren't 100% safe but I've never slept with a cracked out Stripper named Itchy.

[tolbiny]

hey, you left of the

"Yet"

What's up TD?

[astroglide]

i think it means that you need to reconsider your position. he DID finish 126th in the 2004 wsop!

[Tyler Durden]

Astro, my buddy! Long time no bitch!