the OFFICIAL "dutch boyd crew is gay" thread

[Liz L.]

I was beside myself watching these idiots.

The one who pulled a miracle out of his ass on the last hand is nearly as grotesque as his boyfriend, that lying sack of shite, Dutch Boyd.

And "the Crew": what a collection of circle-jerking wankers! It's hard to believe there can be this many jackasses thrilled to hang around each other, not to mention running to the peanut gallery in between each and every hand to do high fives, hand jobs, the wave and the hokey-pokey.

If it weren't for that nice quiet young English guy who won one of the earlier WSOP events shown, I would begin to think that all poker players under 30 are a generation of moronic self-congratulatory scum.

[MicroBob]

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What a bunch of circle-jerking wankers "the Crew" members all are.

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i wonder how accurate this statement really is.


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hard to believe there can be this many jackasses thrilled to hang around each other

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better that they hang around each other then with anyone else.


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every hand to do high fives, hand jobs, the wave and the hokey-pokey.


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all at the same time?? now that would be impressive.

[jacksfull]

I never seem to see any girls hanging around the Crew. Do you think there's something there? Will we be seeing them on Bravo, cleaning up some guy's apartment and taking him out for a new wardrobe?

[Beavis68]

If the are really gay, don't you think Norman Chad would be nicer to them?

[Rjeeves]

Can't say i'm surprised to see such a reaction to "The Crew". Right of the bat, I found that segment to be pathetic. I would argue with the consensus - they came across as a bunch of arrogant, ego driven players. Seems to me they've read a few too many of the Tiltboy trip reports.

That said, regardless of how you feel about Dutch Boyd & Co., I would argue that "The Crew" may actually be a positive for the game. They add personality to the table. One could draw comparison to McEnroe in the tennis world. You may not find his lack of sportsmanship to be pleasant, but he draws an audience. Simiarly so, Dutch Boyd & Co. may have inflated egos, but they are memorable.

Character at the table is in part what will maintain a television audience. Anything that adds color to the game is a positive.

Will I deposit money at a Boyd Enterprise? Of course not. But do I understand why ESPN gives the kid so much air time? Yes.

[Brain]

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every hand to do high fives, hand jobs, the wave and the hokey-pokey.


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all at the same time?? now that would be impressive.

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well, i'm sure they know how to "shake it all about."

[NJchick]

By far the funniest AND most accurate observation from this thread.

I had to prop myself up from the floor to type this as I am still laughing.

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[Rick Diesel]

I often dream of being creative enough to post something this good. Thank you.

[benfranklin]

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And "the Crew": what a collection of circle-jerking wankers! It's hard to believe there can be this many jackasses thrilled to hang around each other

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Who else could they hang around with? And I find your comparison of the Crew to jackasses here to be offensive and insulting to animals.

Perhaps pond scum might be more appropriate. It is also descriptive of their appearance and their apparent organic interdependence.

[tylerdurden]

The most annoying part of Fischman's "performance" was his constant running over to Dutch for reassurance. He looked like a little puppy.