People are screwed up

[Zoltri]

I got this from another gambling forum.
If you thought QLC was funny check this one out.

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Here is a sample:

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One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving

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["spaceman"Bryce]

Those people are cool

[stanky]

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One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving

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I've done that, it was one of those big conversion vans I was way in the back and I was like twelve so there was no mess yet.

[DoubleClutch]

Pure Genius:

"Once I was driving about 65 in a 35 on a dark rode and hit something, I got out of my car and assessed the damage. My front bumper was messed up bad, so I went to see what I hit so I could kick it to death, if it wasn’t already dead. Then I woke up in the hospital, I was kicked in the head by the dear I hit. It was funny but I still can’t move my left arm... Always back up then get out"

[shant]

Group Hug is a really great site for burning time. I used to read pages of that [censored] at a time before I found 2+2.

[apd138]

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i went midnight bowling one night without having my moms permission.I mean, i asked her and she said no, but i wanted to go so bad cause this guy i like was going.So, i called that guy to ask if he could pick me up and he said yes, since we're best buds.I feel so bad cause i went without my mama permission.This was my first time doing this and I just feel so bad.


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[stanky]

I have an obsession with pissing off of things. the higher the better. my friends balcony, my kids' play structure, a hillside, whatever. there's just a certain liberty to it. sometimes if I'm all alone, and it's really high up, I put my hands behind my head and breathe really deep while I pee. that's the best.

once I was dreaming about pissing off a mountain and when my wife woke me I was standing in my bedroom in front of my dresser, it was soaked. but I don't feel bad. actually it was quite funny. seeing this in writing is pretty depressing.

[kerssens]

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I have an obsession with pissing off of things. the higher the better. my friends balcony, my kids' play structure, a hillside, whatever. there's just a certain liberty to it. sometimes if I'm all alone, and it's really high up, I put my hands behind my head and breathe really deep while I pee. that's the best.

once I was dreaming about pissing off a mountain and when my wife woke me I was standing in my bedroom in front of my dresser, it was soaked. but I don't feel bad. actually it was quite funny. seeing this in writing is pretty depressing.

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lol....oooookay.

[shadow29]

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comment and read comments on this confession (beta)


About a year ago, I somehow got a random credit card number accepted by a porn site, and regularly visited it. (Sorry to whoever had to pay for that mess.) One time, late at night in while I was typing a paper late at night in my home church's office (being that my computer was down). I got bored in the middle of it, and began to watch tons of porn while on the church computer. I even masturbated in the computer chair.

I had to go to the alter and ask for forgiveness.

I still don't think God forgave me.

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Where can I find those cc#s?

[The Truth]

My high school girlfriend worked at the church. We hooked up there a couple times after hours. It gave me mixed feelings. I really enjoyed doing it, but she would whine and complain later about how it was bad. So I liked it, but I got pissed off hearing her talk. So, to solve the problem, I killed her and her family when they were picking her up from church one day.