Funny terms for sex manuevers?

SGS · #1 04-25-2005, 02:00 AM

Ok so me and my friends were chillin and then one of them uses some terms that I had never heard before and then explains to me the manuever associated with it. Anyways they were pretty funny and I was just curious if anyone else has some that they think are pretty funny as well. Here are my freinds:

Chili Dog-
Sh!t on her chest and then titty [censored] her.

The Houdini-
Doin her doggy-style. Then when you are about to finish you pull-out and spit on her back. When she turns around as she thinks your done you finish in her face.

Anyone else have any they think are funny?

SGS

ThaSaltCracka · #2 04-25-2005, 02:02 AM

rusty trombone:
She tosses your salad and jerks you off at the same time. So it looks like she is playing the trombone.

Alobar · #3 04-25-2005, 02:04 AM

the can opener. When you are doing some chick with bangs doggie ( why anyone would do a girl who has bangs is beyond me tho), you reach over top of her head, grab her bangs and pull back for leverage.

jdl22 · #4 04-25-2005, 02:07 AM

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( why anyone would do a girl who has bangs is beyond me tho)

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You're not doing her bangs.

LethalRose · #5 04-25-2005, 02:08 AM

Anyone here seen kids?

pussy has no face..

Alobar · #6 04-25-2005, 02:11 AM

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pussy has no face..

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No, but the fat ugly cow you wake up next to in the morning and who calls you and tries to talk to you in front of your friends sure does.

slickpoppa · #7 04-25-2005, 02:14 AM

Danza Slap:

What happens is the woman is giving the man oral sex and the man will ask "Who's The Boss?" If the woman says "You Are" the man will forcefully slap her across the face with his wang and say "Wrong, Bitch! Tony Danza's the boss!"

Catch of the Day · #8 04-25-2005, 02:17 AM

Intercourse? Sodomy? Filatio? Conalingus?...

All those sound funny to me...

Catch-

Matty · #9 04-25-2005, 02:18 AM

for [censored]'s sake- someone just link to the archive. It's just a google click away.

LotsOfOuts69 · #10 04-25-2005, 02:28 AM

The bucking bronco...

You're doin a chick doggie style, you slap her ass, call her by the wrong name and tell her she is the fattest bitch you have ever fu*$ed. Then you hold on as long as you can while she tries to buck you off.

--LoO