My whine about a whiner

[DrewOnTilt]

Not sure if this belongs in this thread, but this seems to be the place to whine about things. This is my beyach-slap to the whiny nerdicus who sat to my left in a live game tonight:

YES, I repeatedly 3-bet the table maniac with hands such as A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], and K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

YES, I made it unprofitable for you to call with middle pairs, halfway decent aces, and the like.

I was in a favorable spot to isolate the maniac, and I took full advantage. It's called POSITION. This particular subject has come up once or twice in noted poker books.

Besides, did you not notice that the maniac took me and nearly everyone else at the table to the cleaners by raising with all manner of junk and then flopping the nuts with it? A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] is a great hand for isolating someone who raises with 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], except for when the flop gives him a damn wheel.

So I say to you, Mr. Nerdicus, and to all other pissers who complain that I constantly raise your blind, that I'm too loud, that I raised you off a good hand, and the like: [censored] off and move five feet to another table if you don't like me. It's Atlantic City, bro! It's not like we're at the only available card game in Smallsville, SomeState USA.

There. My whine is over. Time for sleep.