Tax Issues and Lawn Gnomes for Casino Whoring

[Blackjack]

I've already whored pretty much every singled casino that I can think of and find on all of the dependable guides. The next step is to create accounts for friends but I'm not sure the best way to go around this.

Here are some questions for the more advanced whore to hopefully answer:

1) Will my friend need a bank account?
2) Can I transfer the funds to my friends Neteller account via my Pokerstars account and his account if my friend doesn't have a bank account registered and hasn't made a deposit into Pokerstars yet?
3) Do I have to do all of the casino whoring from his house?
4) Can I log onto his neteller from my home PC?
5) What tax issues will my friend have if he nets a $2,000 win and then transfers the funds back to Pokerstars and back into my account?
6) Does my friend NEED to enter his SS number?
7) What does Neteller report to the IRS for wins and such?
8) What do the casinos report for winnings?
9) What are some alternative payment methods to use for the casinos? Is Citadel/MyCitadel less invasive (meaning not as much information needed SS, Bank Account etc)

I appreciate the help in advance,

Blackjack

[Blackjack]

Come on! Nobody has any answers?

[Cubswin]

cool... you bumped your own thread exactly 24 hours after you posted your original message

[Homer]

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Come on! Nobody has any answers?

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Try the casino whoring forum at bonuswhores. They know a lot about gnomes over there.

[Blackjack]

haha I didn't even notice that Cubswin.

[GrannyMae]

The next step is to create accounts for friends but I'm not sure the best way to go around this.

for your actual friends, or for you to double dip?

[Cubswin]

or for you to double dip?

speaking of dip....

Man who swallowed tobacco spit arrested in truck theftink

VANCOUVER, Wash. - Police in Vancouver, Washington, say a man arrested held for investigation of truck theft should have looked before he swallowed.

The man, 26-year-old Cuitlahvac Renteria-Martinez of Vancouver, called 911 shortly before he was arrested to say he was choking and needed emergency medical attention.

Police say he told investigators he saw a cup as he was driving the truck, took a drink, and discovered he had swallowed the regular driver's tobacco spit.

The tractor-trailer rig, a $60,000 Freightliner containing about $15,000 in merchandise, had been reported stolen from a shopping mall.

Renteria-Martinez is now in jail with bail set at $20,000 pending a court appearance next week.

[radar5]

GROSS.....

BTW....the least he could have done was wreck the truck. That way he would have qualified for a Darwin Award.