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Old 10-18-2005, 12:51 AM
andyfox andyfox is offline
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We've been getting new set-ups as often as the law will allow. When yet another one comes, I ask the dealer, "Who asked for the new set-up?"

She replies:

"Someone."
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Old 10-18-2005, 12:55 PM
Dominic Dominic is offline
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When someone asks for a new set-up, I want stand-up, pick up my chair and smash it over the offending donk's head.

But I usually settle for just rolling my eyes and saying something like, "Yeah, because the cards in the new deck are all different."
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:09 PM
J.A.Sucker J.A.Sucker is offline
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You need to post more of these, Andy. For some reason, they are my favorite posts on all of 2+2. Is it wrong that I feel nostalgic for the degenerates at the Commerce? Do you know the name of a good doctor?
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:18 PM
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You need to post more of these, Andy. For some reason, they are my favorite posts on all of 2+2.

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Old 10-18-2005, 01:30 PM
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i like to ask, "Will the new deck have all aces in it?"
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Old 10-18-2005, 01:50 PM
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I ask for the pinnocle deck...
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Old 10-18-2005, 04:39 PM
Bulbarainey Bulbarainey is offline
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the most ridiculous setup calls are when they double the jackpot for the hour or two that they do in the middle of the day... setup after setup after setup... they dont realize they are decreasing their chances of hitting the jackpot by waiting so much...
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Old 10-18-2005, 04:55 PM
Sponger15SB Sponger15SB is offline
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the most ridiculous setup calls are when they double the jackpot for the hour or two that they do in the middle of the day... setup after setup after setup... they dont realize they are decreasing their chances of hitting the jackpot by waiting so much...

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Uh, obviously you can't hit the jackpot on a cold deck.
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Old 10-18-2005, 05:11 PM
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I hope you asked her to scramble.
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Old 10-19-2005, 06:07 AM
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I hope you asked her to scramble.

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Don't you mean "wash the deck?"
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