Who else is a "pro" like me?

[Skip Brutale]

I was working at a grocery store, in the cold box. Got a second job at a real estate office, answering phones. Decided to move out from parents house with friends. Well I dont like having two jobs. I have 2 hours to kill before the store. So I get drunk. Every day.

They dont seem to notice. I am scheduled to work one Sunday morning. Just too hungover, girls, alcohol, I cant go in. I come back the next day Im supposed to work and give my notice before they fire me.

Supposed to get more hours at the real estate office. I dont like this place, boring. I work at 10 in the morning but I still go in drunk sometimes. And pretty much always hungover. It all goes downhill the night I stay up all night drinking and trying to sleep with this so cute Egytpian 17-year old.

I had to go to work at 9 that morning, I feel like death. I stop dressing well for work. I wear band shirts. I wear black hooded sweatshirts. I dont shave. I go to work from wherever I wake up without a chance to brush my teeth. I dont look professional.

Customers catch me asleep on our couch when they come in and Im supposed to be watching over the office. I leave and hang out with friends on the clock, I leave early. I get my hours cut to just the weekend.

Saturday morning? Oh no. I dont even go once. I have 5000 saved up. I drink. I have 25 dollars saved up. Alright, time to do well at party. 600 in week. Grandma dies and I go on a cruise for 10 days. Borrow 400. 500 in 2 weeks. Very dissapointed. Here I am. Im a poker "pro".

Tried to get work at blockbuster, no good with interviews. Dont have any job references ever, got fired from everything. Didnt complete college classes. No one will hire me. I must play. And I dont enjoy it. I dont know just how great I am. This isnt romantic. Its not fun. I wish I had a college degree. I dont like not knowing if I'll eat next week.

[dirty moose]

tell mom and dad to clean up your old room

[SpicyF]

I don't know why you included the "pro", "pro"-slacker/[censored]-up maybe!

[galahad_187]

stop drinking

[deacsoft]

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tell mom and dad to clean up your old room

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Agreed.

[smb394]

Linky

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Clayton, you are a [censored] pussy. Other people are dying in useless civil wars, or starving. And you are whining like a bitch because your parents will take away your toys when you act up.

You are a little child. You think you are a man? When I buy dogfood it is more of a hit to my networth than that bumper is to yours. Mommmy takes your cell phone? I dont have a cell phone, because talking on the phone is something bitches do to amuse themselves. You are a bitch and will always be one.

I am disgusted by this thread. Go discuss it on an mtv discussion forum you baby.

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You should take your own advice. Oh yeah, stop drinking.

[SippinSoma]

Not me.

[Jeff W]

Let me guess: You're a Palahniuk fan?

[SippinSoma]

Nice.

[augie00]

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I wish I had a college degree.

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Sounds to me like you'd suck at life even with a college degree.