Limerick Finalists...

[krishanleong]

You may vote for more than 1 limerick.

Krishan

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Asofel

There once was a man from hushtucket,
Who's luck was so bad he said 'f*ck it'
He gave in to tilt,
Lost the BR he built,
And now he can never say 'muck it'.

So take heed my hush poster and learn,
For the best of us always do earn,
If you know what to do,
Trust your gut and brain too,
May your your outs be clean on the turn.

But for those who continue to whine,
STFU and reread your line,
You can't possibly win,
When your play is a sin,
Now give me your money, its mine.

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Deception5

You've been here for quite some time
That's why I write this rhyme
You should know by now
Don't have a cow
That post wasn't worth a dime

If you're new then please resist
The urge to make posts like this
You'll need to read
Or else you'll bleed
Your chips cuz you're the fish

Either way I must implore
If you're unable to make a score
Please end this thread
Just go and spread
Your legs and bonus whore

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Fyodor

There once was a poster named you
Who exhibited nary a clue
We love to deride
Since you posted slide
And make you look like a fool

If it's sympathy that you came here to find
You're completely out of your mind
Go back to women's t.v.
Instead of pestering me
Stat posts aren't our favourite kind

You've been running bad for 8k
That's not much more than a day
You came here to win
And we let you in
Please just shut up and play

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Catt

This is a dim-witted post;
The kind that we all hate the most;
A jumble of stats,
Or downswinging “Rats!”
Like a virus in search of a host.

If you are a good, winning player,
As opposed to a chip-spewing brayer,
Get back to the felt,
Play the hands that you’re dealt,
And soon you’ll be doing OKer.


Take my advice, please, you unthinking clod,
In the form of this good-natured prod,
This won’t help your game,
But will get you flamed,
Stop posting this crap! Where’s the Mod?

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Surfdoc

If you post this trash on the board
We will cut your nuts off with a sword
There is no way you will ever get rich
Since you are now Krishan's bitch
and he'll post this in your thread when he's bored

Downswings are part of the game
So whining about them is lame
Focus your your will
On improving your skill
Or you'll have only yourself blame

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PTjvs

Guy A was a noob who ran hot
He thought he was good but was not
When it came to pass
the dumb fish lost his ass
He said "Variance sucks, cuz I rock!"

Guy B, an unfortunate smchuck
was having the most terrible luck.
He'd fix leaks by the host
by putting his stats in a post
called "I thought I was good, do i suck?"

Whether you are Guy A or Guy B
It makes no God Damn difference to me
When it comes down to it,
your 10k hands just ain't [censored].
and [censored] ain't what we come here to see.

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Our House

I see posts like yours all day.
They get more and more in my way.
I will tell you this:
It's variance -- bitch.
Keep playing and you'll be OK.

If you put this up to get better.
Spare us, send Sklansky a letter.
The whines and the boasts
And egotistical posts
Will only make your numbers redder.

A downswing like yours just won't bust us.
Your stats and your graphs just disgust us.
Now, get THIS through your head:
Your meaningless thread...
Just got pwned by my poetic justice

[surfdoc]

Remember if you are not sure which
My rhymes they flow without glitch
My sh!t is so clean
You know what I mean
Now log in and vote for me bitch

[private joker]

I think Catt wins in a landslide. Top-notch stuff, Catt.

[timprov]

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I think Catt wins in a landslide. Top-notch stuff, Catt.

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Catt's comes the closest to scanning, rhyming, and being funny.

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I think Catt wins in a landslide. Top-notch stuff, Catt.

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Catt's comes the closest to scanning, rhyming, and being funny.

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I just read through all of those rats.
And recently looked at the stats.
While having just voted,
We'll make sure it's noted
That mine is right up there with Catt's.

[admiralfluff]

I think I win. No one else has evan sucking dick.

[Drontier]

This is why I flunked writing, but here's my feeble attempt at a poem. enjoy :P.

Hey, this is Krishan tuning in,
Whats up with the chin?
Zomfg, you just got runner runnered,
Sucks that you can’t handle that well-mannered
Hey tilty fish, can you post your screen name in?

Whether you’re running like Baronzeus,
Or just a donk holding seven-deuce,
The point is to move on.
These posts don’t do [censored] in the long—
So chill out and drink some orange juice.

I’m tired of reading this sh*t.
Grow up and go suck a tit.
Clogging the forum won’t grow your e-dick.
I’d really hate to be a prick,
but heres a tip; [censor] off nitwit.

[PTjvs]

A good shorthanded player I'm not
But a bunch of PT stats help a lot
So please vote for me
as I'm sure you can see
Winning free DBs would be quite hot

[NLSoldier]

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A good shorthanded player I'm not
But a bunch of PT stats help a lot
So please vote for me
as I'm sure you can see
Winning free DBs would be quite hot

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g000t enuf me

[Drontier]

i voted for u buddy! ride it home!