Limerick Finalists...

[GetThere1Time]

Damn lose the internet for a few days and look what I miss.

Improvement is everyone's wish.
And all of our stats are TAGish.
You'll have to keep playing,
And I will stop saying:
"You won 'cause of variance, fish"

The times you don't win aren't fine.
But, don't come to us with your whine.
Stat posts when you lose,
Won't help you improve.
So, save your bad beats, I've got mine.

We don't even know if you're lying.
And with us your thread just ain't flying.
If you wanna tangle....
Reach down; grab your ankles
And then you can really start crying.

[ihardlyknowher]

Just for fun:

There once was a poster who whined
About his bad beats all the time
"They hit runner-runner"
To him its a bummer
But his bitching is crossing the line

His posts got no reply
Except "YSSCKY"
"But I play like the guys on TV"
Sorry that's negative EV
STFU Noob. Bye-bye.

[Catt]

This contest has been kinda fun,
And some fun is better than none,
Limericks are OK,
(at least when they pay)
Now Krishan please tell me I’ve won.

Krishan,

Before you review all your notes,
And listen to Catt when he gloats.
I need time to bounce
And make fake accounts
In order to get myself votes.

[Catt]

[ QUOTE ]
Krishan,

Before you review all your notes,
And listen to Catt when he gloats.
I need time to bounce
And make fake accounts
In order to get myself votes.

[/ QUOTE ]

vnh.

[fyodor]

Why was my limerick edited? And badly at that.

[elmo]

posting the names as part of the poll is like posting the results to a hand in the OP

Did you curse out Krishan's dog one day?

[fyodor]

I know I posted more than 1 and it was of course up to the judge's discretion which one he used but I thought this effort of mine was better than the one he picked:

You came to HUSH to learn
You came here every day
You posted hands from online games
To see what we would say

We tried to fix your game
We tried to fill your holes
We tried to tell you how to play
But you just learn too slow

You’ve finally hit a slide
Your bankroll’s fading fast
And all that you can ask us now
Is how long will it last?

I’ll tell you one more time
But this will be the end
If you post one more stat or chart
You’ll soon be out of friends

When Soiler says to raise
Or Rory says to fold
When Justin says to call him down
Or Schneids begins to scold

I advise you start to listen
Stop posting useless schlock
If Robk reads another rant
Your threads he’s gonna lock


Not a limerick but the rules stated "(or other rhymed poem)"

Anyhow I think I'm going to file an official protest due to the bad editing job on the one he did use. First stanza is horribly butchered. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

Any lawyers reading this and looking for a job please pm me.