Can anyone do a HU Tourney Preview?

[chuddo]

haha nice. we are missing about 27 more of them. guys?

[THATWACOKID]

Player: THATWACOKID (KMartThug)
Age: 19

Nationality: Kentuckian
Style: Extremely Scattered (Gear Switcher)

Strengths:
-deception
-creativity
-lack of respect for money

Weaknesses:
-my inability to check raise the river
-drugs
-alchohol
-sex

Favorite Hand: 95 (represents the job I never want to have)

Favorite Move: min reraise preflop

Least/Most Feared Player: only played with a handfull

Quote: "You call ... gonna be all over, baby." -- Scotty Nguyen

Odds: 101-1

[KaneKungFu123]

KmartThug, you are a baller.

[Andrew Fletcher]

Kane, where is your profile?

[THATWACOKID]

nah nigga, i'm a hustla

[ezratei]

Player: ezratei
Age: 23

Nationality: Jewbag
Style: Old Style

Strengths:
-because of my education, people assume I'm smarter than I really am
-a large collection of thin ties
-very good at pretending to be sober

Weaknesses:
-ordering double dickels on the rocks at 2:30 am, then going to weird clubs and diffusing fights (seen by some as a strength)
-most of my poker experience has been limited to $1 SNG tournaments with an all-in requirement on the first hand
-getting busted by the NYPD for public urination and illegal gambling activities

Favorite hand: 45os (the domesticator)

Favorite movie: Repo Man

Poker Titles: 45,792nd Greatest Poker Player To Have Never Won A Tournament

Quote: "PACHENGA!!!!!!!!!" -Pachenga

[chuddo]

i would just like to take this time to point out i am changing my odds from 52-1 based on what i have witnessed on stars headsup today.

my new official line.... 7-2

[raptor517]

Player: Raptor517 (Bebop86)
Age: 19

Nationality: Texan
Style: bet bet bet shove

Strengths:
-no concept of money
-constant pressure
-ability to play long long sessions without tiring

Weaknesses:
-no concept of money
-constant pressure
-sleep deprivation
-partying

Favorite Hand: 79s (won my first 1k pot with it like 3 years ago so i fell in love)

Favorite move: the shove.

Least/Most Feared Player: i fear no human

Quote: 'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow'

Odds: 17-1

[ahnuld]

did any of the matches start?

[fsuplayer]

Player: Fsuplayer
Age: 23 this week

Nationality: Italianish
Style: loosish aggro. (thats still cool, right?)
Strengths:
-catching bluffs
-getting paid off
-adjusting to diff. players

Weaknesses:
-a concept of money
-relestness when only playing 1 or 2 tables
-not playing long enough sessions when im winning
-not taking enough shots

Favorite Hand: 57ss. seems to flop alot of joints after raising from EP.

Favorite move: the river checkraise

Least/Most Feared Player: least: zeebo, most: mahatma
Quote: "It tastes like a delicious sponge!"

Odds: 14-1