How would you kill yourself if...

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I would become an organ donor and kill myself in a way that they could all be useable and be near a hospital so they can get them quickly. I will probably end up doing this someday.

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Dr. ManyBeers here(CEO Organs R Us)
Son those are wonderful sentiments and I would just like to leave you with our company motto"the sooner the better".

[Scotch78]

Start killing missionaries. Stop when one of them kills me in self-defense. And yes, I am entirely serious. I believe missionary work to be the greatest evil one can perpetrate against a fellow human being.

Scott

[Sephus]

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I believe missionary work to be the greatest evil one can perpetrate against a fellow human being.

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theres a contradiction in here somewhere.

[mike4bmp]

Jack an empty airliner and fly it into Osama Bin Laden's cave. While drinking a Black Label double on the rocks. Yeah.....

[KDawgCometh]

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perform seppuku

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this is one of the worst ways to die, you'd be lingering in excuciating pain for hours while you slowly bleed to death, not the way I'd want to go out

[Quicksilvre]

Plastic bag over the head. Easy and non-messy.

[Hamish McBagpipe]

[DasLeben]

Big fiery plane wreck into the side of a mountain. I mean, I'll go as far as carrying gasoline in my Cessna in order to cause more of a scene. Woohoo!

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I would go to the candy store and buy and buy and buy. Then I would put on a trenchcoat and stuff all my pockets, socks, hat everything with all the candy, gummys chocolate and everything I had bought at the candy store.

Then I would get on to the roof of a tall building and jump so that when I hit the sidewalk I would explode like a piniata. Just picture the scene, "Oh no that's horrible... Oooo a Mars bar!"

[Apathy]

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Big fiery plane wreck into the side of a mountain. I mean, I'll go as far as carrying gasoline in my Cessna in order to cause more of a scene. Woohoo!

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Great, the pilot would go out of this world crashing a plane... remind me why they made sure you were on the ground again?