World Class Player Reveals Secrets

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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A secret for you:

Pattern Mapper.

Shhhhhhhh.

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You retard! Now everyone will start using them and it will be like face-up hold 'em [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].

[Equal]

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A secret for you:

Pattern Mapper.

Shhhhhhhh.

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You retard! Now everyone will start using them and it will be like face-up hold 'em [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img].

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lol, and I bet people would still chase.

[KyleM]

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I got killed playing 15-30. Literally killed.

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OH MAN WELL YOU KNOW THE SITES ARE RIGGED AGAINST ZOMBIES

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lol nice

[theben]

what a croc

[OrangeHeat]

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Hi everybody.

I'm a mediocre player who has been playing for over 30 years. I've seen it all, believe me. Yet, get this, I've never won a major poker tournament because I suck at them too, okay, I don't play in very many because I am always broke, and, this is the important part, I am just over a break even player on line because I am not as good as my competition. This makes an old fart like me jeaoulous that 18 year old kids kicked my ass online.

Thats why I felt the need to make this long useless post trying to convince myself that it is not my fault that I suck after thirty years of playing poker. All you dang kids are full of crap when you claim you win online.

I am secretly copnvinced online is rigged, but I don't even have the balls to say it on an anonymous internet forum.

Yours Truly,

Old Sucky Poker Player


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Cliff notes version.

Orange

[maxpowers21]

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Hi everybody.

I'm a mediocre player who has been playing for over 30 years. I've seen it all, believe me. Yet, get this, I've never won a major poker tournament because I suck at them too, okay, I don't play in very many because I am always broke, and, this is the important part, I am just over a break even player on line because I am not as good as my competition. This makes an old fart like me jeaoulous that 18 year old kids kicked my ass online.

Thats why I felt the need to make this long useless post trying to convince myself that it is not my fault that I suck after thirty years of playing poker. All you dang kids are full of crap when you claim you win online.

I am secretly copnvinced online is rigged, but I don't even have the balls to say it on an anonymous internet forum.

Yours Truly,

Old Sucky Poker Player


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Cliff notes version.

Orange

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[URMeowed]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Meow.

[NSchandler]

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I got killed playing 15-30. Literally killed.

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Are you writing this from the netherworlds?

[bkholdem]

Online poker is rigged. Some of us have the secret code cracked so we win and some of us don't.

[fluff]