12/1/05 Daily Suckout

[NLSoldier]

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I really don't know how to play against these people. They bet with anything and call with anything. So [censored] stupid. Its like why don't we just flip a goddamn coin and move money around the table, they aren't even playing real poker. I hate playing against idiots.

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God, I hopes that's sarcasm.

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God, I hope that's sarcasm.

[Georgia Avenue]

I think I figured it out...

He posts fake hands where he plays really badly and then people criticize him, and he defends himself sarcastically.

I think it's really really funny.

I do.

[DMBFan23]

it took this long?

I'm sorry to beat your aces. I thought we were playing lowball.

[josie_wales]

Spong
Here are his thoughts:

PREFLOP: Obvious check
FLOP: No PF aggression, I will take a stabb
TURN: Maybe that diamond scared him...2nd stab
RIVER: I nailed my flush...check raise or bet out? I will bet with the intention of 3-betting. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Man, F that. Aces are not supposed to lose like 90% of the time. You might be able to beat one or two retards at a table, but not a whole army of them.

Lets do the math.


You have all 6 people in every hand. They have: 23, 45, 67, 78, 910, and you have AA. You are something like a 20 to 1 dog to win that hand.

I the idiots band together, we are all screwed.

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Wow, you play a two outer and you want Sympathy?

[psyduck]

Remember that time you yelled out 'island of crete' when you pushed with 92s and rivered a flush against AA on the bubble?

Yeah, this is revenge for that. Bitch.