The Difference Between Michael Douglas and You

[andyfox]

Watched a documentary on Kirk and Michael Douglas last night (yeah, I know, I have no life). Anyway Michael was talking about how he met Catherine Zita-Jones. Like you and me, he first saw her in Zorro, and, again like you and me, was blown away by how beautiful she was.

The difference: he saw the movie at a pre-release screening at his own house. He then called up the producers and went to the premiere and got an introduction to her.

It's good to be the king.

[Blarg]

Yeah, kinda like Tom Cruise auditioning girlfriends. Most of life is pretty much a slam dunk for those dudes.

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He has millions of dollars.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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He has billions of dollars and his own private tropical island.

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FYP

[Warik]

We're missing the main point here...

Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot.

Michael Douglas is not.

Michael Douglas has an excessive amount of money.

So does Catherine Zeta-Jones. She most likely didn't marry him for the money.

Logic would therefore dictate that all other things being equal, we'd all have a shot at her too, since she's presumably not marrying him for the money. So... what's the X-factor? HOW DID THIS GUY PULL IT OFF?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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We're missing the main point here...

Catherine Zeta-Jones is hot.

Michael Douglas is not.

Michael Douglas has an excessive amount of money.

So does Catherine Zeta-Jones. She most likely didn't marry him for the money.

Logic would therefore dictate that all other things being equal, we'd all have a shot at her too, since she's presumably not marrying him for the money. So... what's the X-factor? HOW DID THIS GUY PULL IT OFF?

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Yes she's rich, but he's uber rich. Even millionaires want a piece of a billionaire. Plus, I'm sure he's one of the most charismatic people you'd ever meet.

[BZ_Zorro]

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Yes she's rich, but he's uber rich. Even millionaires want a piece of a billionaire. Plus, I'm sure he's one of the most charismatic people you'd ever meet.

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Wow. You are officially gay.

What's the difference between Michael Douglas and me?

He's with Catherine Zeta-Jones and I'm not.

Many

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Yes she's rich, but he's uber rich. Even millionaires want a piece of a billionaire. Plus, I'm sure he's one of the most charismatic people you'd ever meet.

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Wow. You are officially gay.

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It's official now? YESSSSS!!!!!!

[samjjones]

Michael Douglas is not a "billionaire". I can probably name 20 other actors off the top of my head who are worth more than him.