french girl

[bukkrukk]

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Okay, I could be wrong, but does:

"J'étais le meilleur dans le comté en 1995."

mean: "I was 'All County' in '95."

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Yeah... or something like that.

[bukkrukk]

When you´re done moving futons...

Suce ma bite sal pute! - Suck my dick, you dirty whore.

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"J'étais le meilleur dans le comté en 1995. J'ai eu quinze attirails pour des pertes."


(I don't know if pooper is masculine or feminine, though derriere is, apparently masculine (surprising)...I'm just typing stuff into babelfish.)

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Okay, I could be wrong, but does:

"J'étais le meilleur dans le comté en 1995."

mean: "I was 'All County' in '95."

?

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The above was the result when I entered, "I was the best in the county in 1995. I had fifteen tackles for losses." into babelfish. I didn't think babelfish would be able to interpret "all-county" correctly.

[Blarg]

She's not strong enough to move a futon? Uh...sure.

Sounds to me like she's trying to give you an opening, so to speak. Seriously, anyone can move a futon.

Suggested move? Tell her you love what you've heard about bathing "the French way" -- meaning, pretty much never, just spraying on cologne to cover the stink. And if she's going to be doing any driving on a manual, tell her that cars work the opposite way here -- almost all the gears are for going forward.

[Subfallen]

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Bill Clinton was the f'ing PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and he still had his intern blow him.

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[poker-penguin]

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collez-le dans son pooper

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Glue it in her pooper?

Nice misuse of Babelfish.

[Benal]

French, from France? Be weary of the hairyness [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Raze tu tes jambes? "Do you shave your legs?"

Est tu razee sous les bras? "Are your pits shaved?"

"raze" is pronouced raaaz with the "a" sounding like the "a" in "party".

And dont forget to always roll your "R" in French... I've given up teaching my wife French cause she just can't roll those damn Rs.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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collez-le dans son pooper

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Glue it in her pooper?

Nice misuse of Babelfish.

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ROTFL!
I thought that looked fishy.

[oreogod]

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Unfourtunatly, my business association with her (as the building super) precludes the possibility of an... interaction. *sighs*

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Wow, that is one chicken-sh*t of an excuse.

People who tend to fumble when confronting women or know they have no chance, usually bring this up as an excuse to not try and bang the hot babe.

Dont be a pussy, my friend, ask her out. The only turn off to some european girls is the bearded snatch. Many of the french have no affinity for the landing strip. (my experience with 2 of the 3 french women Ive been with. German girls, I like much better for this reason. Again, based only on my experience, so this may be a generalization)

[FatMan]

In the words of the Georgia Satellites,"tu jour amour avec mon ami."