Favorite expressions for those underage girls

[Alobar]

If there is grass on the field, lets play ball.

Old enough to bleed, old enough for me.

If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

If she can crawl, shes already in the right position.


Anyone have any others?

[istewart]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

[gorie]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

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lol

[mason55]

If there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud.

Old enough to PEE old enough for me.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I'll have the roast duck; with the mango salsa.

[Alobar]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

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it doesnt work as well in print. Its one of those homonym things. Bread and Bred

[ononimo]

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Old enough to PEE old enough for me.

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yikes

[jason_t]

Old enough to be seven, old enough to be ate.

[partygirluk]

Old enough to read, old enough to bleed.

If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket.

[cardcounter0]

The walls are 40 feet high, and extend 40 feet below the ground.