Scary Bar Situation

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stall him until the cops show up?

if he charges you before they get there, side step him, wrap your shirt around his knife arm, grap his forearm and twist/snap it backwards at the elbow, he will fall to his knees, then you put your foot on his neck and press it to the ground while making out with his girlfriend.

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If there aren't sharks with lasers in here somewhere, try to move the fight to the water so you can enlist their aid.

[Eurotrash]

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She shows me a picture of her boyfriend and I ask her if she thinks I'm much better looking than him - both of them agree.

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way to break the ice with such a normal question


edit: although i guess wtf is one supposed to say when she shows you a picture of her boyfriend? regardless, your question seemed a bit bizarre

[Skip Brutale]

Ideally I would sprint away, but Im a slow sprinter and would probably get stab'ed in the back. So I would just try to back away facing him and prepare to give up an arm to the knife and try to grab it from him.

[IndieMatty]

Obviously the correct answer is to run home, post on a poker message board non stop, sleep and then. finally get to this story.

[Vote4Pedro]

I'd break a bottle

or

[bad beetz]

Easy.

When you're squared off with the dude with the knife, remove your shirt.

This will let him know that you are seriously getting ready to throw down. No one stabs you in a ring like this if you're "getting ready"

Next... and this is the key part, remove your shoes. This makes it looks like your some martial arts master, and buys you more time

finally, remove your pants and underwear. No one will stab a naked dude, it's just too weird. People will probably just slowly turn away.

[RiverTheNuts]

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Easy.

When you're squared off with the dude with the knife, remove your shirt.

This will let him know that you are seriously getting ready to throw down. No one stabs you in a ring like this if you're "getting ready"

Next... and this is the key part, remove your shoes. This makes it looks like your some martial arts master, and buys you more time

finally, remove your pants and underwear. No one will stab a naked dude, it's just too weird. People will probably just slowly turn away.

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POTD... GENIUS

[Alobar]

hahah, best advice of the thread

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Easy.

When you're squared off with the dude with the knife, remove your shirt.

This will let him know that you are seriously getting ready to throw down. No one stabs you in a ring like this if you're "getting ready"

Next... and this is the key part, remove your shoes. This makes it looks like your some martial arts master, and buys you more time

finally, remove your pants and underwear. No one will stab a naked dude, it's just too weird. People will probably just slowly turn away.

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This thread is turning into a good one.

[diebitter]

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Easy.

When you're squared off with the dude with the knife, remove your shirt.

This will let him know that you are seriously getting ready to throw down. No one stabs you in a ring like this if you're "getting ready"

Next... and this is the key part, remove your shoes. This makes it looks like your some martial arts master, and buys you more time

finally, remove your pants and underwear. No one will stab a naked dude, it's just too weird. People will probably just slowly turn away.

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This thread is turning into a good one.

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keep going to B.B.'s other posts here. It turns awesome [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]