Pokerstars Is Rigged

This is one of those parody posts, isn't it?

That modern edgy humor just plain goes over my head.

[webgator]

Yep, and it's not just Poker Stars...all online poker is rigged! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[darkcore]

all b&m poker, too.
i think it has to do with some alien masterplan to take over the world. and as long as you can't proof i'm wrong, i'm right, right?

[JayLeno]

I would like to vote....
But how do you vote yes or no to the question: WHO HERE believes pokerstars is rigged?
Shouldnt it be; DO YOU believe...etc?
I think YOU are rigged........ [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[BluffTHIS!]

Well fortunately for me they let me in on the positive end of the rigging and I have experienced the exact same 21.9% difference but positively. So a greater number of my made hands on the flop hold up and my drawing hands suck out so much I take a 4 outer to the river in pot-limit and no-limit games regularly. I'm truly the gutshot king of stars! So too bad for all you -21.9% suckers who give me that +21.9%.

And here's a final clue. I paid to be on the positive rigging end on every site on which I play, so I pwn all you suckers no matter where you go.

[gabbahh]

Yawn. Really. Again.
Must.resist.

[kapw7]

I agree. It must be rigged. Because I've just finished my $150 reload bonus and I'm $550 up in total. And I am really bad at poker.

[evil_twin]

I might try and get out to the cinema later.

[lorinda]

It's okay Lee, you can use your real name, we know it's you.

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and found that the probabilities that resulted in the wins/losses of these hands were in fact 21.9% in difference then in actual probable odds

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Lee, this is why we need an automatic way of chopping the final table, your math gets a bit wonky at times.

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it onlys make sense that these greedy bastards would rob every penny they can get their hands on!


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Seriously Lee, just write another book if times are hard.

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and being that party poker is a big competitor

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We worked out ages ago that you are both the same company. Lucy Jones/Lee Jones, it was all too obvious.


Lori

[JJNJustin]

Making a post such as this is similiar to defacating in a public swimming pool. It wont be met with open arms, to say the least.

-J