Do Any Adults Actually Play Online??????

[grandgnu]

The constant tirade of mother insults and people typing such impressive banter as "stfu" and "lol" lead me to believe not.

Don't people realize that "lol" was done in 1995?

Ah well, the only time I get nasty in chat is when some uber-donk decides to play table captain and instruct idiots how to play better (typically after said table captain has just lost a large pot to one of these donks).

Then I let loose, insulting the table captain and telling him he's a losing player, why would anyone want to take lessons from him? I still don't toss in "stfu" though.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

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Then I let loose, insulting the table captain and telling him he's a losing player, why would anyone want to take lessons from him?

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Sarcasm I hope?

-Craig

[chisness]

the pokerstars crowd seems to be a lot more mature than the people on party

[z80x86]

Worst people I have found are on Ultimate Bet. I took an earful on the chat everytime I won a sizeable pot.

[grandgnu]

I usually go with "ROR" which stands for "raugh out roud". But then again, I do a terrible japanese impersonation:

How you get slow rucky?
Hope for big frusha frop!

That hand you were big weina, and to be big weina is hard, that make you BIG HARD WEINA! raugh raugh raugh

Yeah, I don't do politically correct. And I'm 28, so I certainly remember the "lol" days, just tired of hearing it.

As far as my comments to a table captain who's trying to instruct bad players to play well, I do tell them that they suck and are a losing player, and why would anyone want to take lessons from them?

This typically ticks them off and they focus their abuse on me instead of the fish. That is +EV. I don't want the fish learning to play better because some tool couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Sometimes I'll try to be nice and say "no tapping the glass" or "only an idiot would want his opponents to play better". But sometimes I just lash out at them since they respond to my previous comments with "stfu! How could they stay with Q/7/9/4 in Omaha against a capped raise pre-flop???"

[MaxPowerPoker]

ROR

[busguy]

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I usually go with "ROR" which stands for "raugh out roud". But then again, I do a terrible japanese impersonation:

How you get slow rucky?
Hope for big frusha frop!

That hand you were big weina, and to be big weina is hard, that make you BIG HARD WEINA! raugh raugh raugh



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Yah . . . that is SO much more adult like . . .

Seriously, do us all a favour and do NOT start this topic up again. You posted this crap before . . . so let it die.

[img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] busguy

[grandgnu]

I am a grammar nazi, I can't stand when someone uses "your" instead of "you're"

As far as my politically incorrect comments, stfu and get a sense of humor, w00t!

(for those who don't know, I've had my chat banned before on PokerStars because of my imitating "cheeky chappy" from an old comedy show Banzai! So I posted a thread about it and everyone proceeded to tell me I'm racist because I imitated a character that had been on Fox and Comedy Central. I of course couldn't help but defend myself, since I have a close friend from Nicaragua and I own a Men The Master bobblehead, so how could I be racist? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[MHarris]

Dude, just turn the chat off.

[r2b2]

Good answer. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]