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Old 11-15-2005, 03:49 AM
Malachii Malachii is offline
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W-w-w-what kinda c-c-c-coffee you like t-t-to drink?

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You're fired.
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:51 AM
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"Hi! How's it going?" and a nice smile, as opposed to inane grin or evil leer.

I'm not kidding.

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Does that really work? It seems so... simple. I'll try it out tomorrow and give you a trip report. I have to say that despite my dashing good lucks, I have low expectations.
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:52 AM
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How about....."Hi."

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You must not get laid much. . .

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Hey, he's not the one asking a bunch of p*ker players on an internet message board how to pick up chicks.

Also, you might wanna try "So, is that a venti double mocha half caf latte frappuccino with extra foam in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

EDIT: And yes, just saying "Hi, how are you" works, suprisingly well, in fact.
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:54 AM
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are you single?

yes. that was a bold question

i thought it was the most appropriate thing to say at the time.


--I saw this conversation go down between some guy and a random girl at the lineup in Future Shop. the conversation went on from there and then he got her number.....as she was telling him her number i wrote it down myself so i could call her later too. actually i didn't, but i should have.
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:54 AM
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How about....."Hi."

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You must not get laid much. . .

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Says the guy asking a message board how to talk to girls....
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:55 AM
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Default Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops

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"Hi! How's it going?" and a nice smile, as opposed to inane grin or evil leer.

I'm not kidding.

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Does that really work? It seems so... simple. I'll try it out tomorrow and give you a trip report. I have to say that despite my dashing good lucks, I have bad expectations.

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To be honest, I can't be sure. I never approach women in this way, and have done this inadvertently twice in my life, but thought I was actually talking to someone I know. Both times, I could see interest in their eyes, but realised my mistake (both times I only saw the girl in profile at first, and it was a genuine mistake), but was caught off guard and just apologized for my mistake and left it. I felt bad about one of them, cos she looked quite despondent as I backed away, made a sad face, and said quite sweetly, "oh, that's alright, I really don't mind..." (I was seeing someone, if any of you are wondering why I left the scene). I think she thought I was doing a line, seen her properly, and changed my mind...
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:55 AM
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"Hi! How's it going?" and a nice smile, as opposed to inane grin or evil leer.

I'm not kidding.

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Does that really work? It seems so... simple. I'll try it out tomorrow and give you a trip report. I have to say that despite my dashing good lucks, I have low expectations.

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If I did roll with this one. I would just sit down at her table (acting like i'm supposed to be there) while I said it. She'll be confused cause you know, who the hell does this guy think he is. Then hope she reopens the conversation before I have to.

Just act like you run the place. Alot of the time I just do stuff to see how the girl will react. If she is reacting at all its good.

Try to always be happy to

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Old 11-15-2005, 03:56 AM
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how about "i really like your shirt"

note: shirt can be substituted for shoes, dress, fingernails, socks, or breasts
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:57 AM
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as she was telling him her number i wrote it down myself so i could call her later too. actually i didn't, but i should have.

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Let's say that you did, in fact, call that woman. What would you say? I'm not sure that the whole "Hi, how are you" bit would go over so well as it would probably be followed by "Yeah, um, I don't know you, and we've never met, but I overheard you giving your number to some guy, so I wrote it down and thought I'd call you."
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Old 11-15-2005, 03:57 AM
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Mmm, golden suggestion Blake. Now run with it a little. You're standing next to this 8 in line. What specifically are you going to say?

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I dunno, if she said green, I would say something stupid like, "no, nope, thats just not gonna work. I read green M&Ms cause cancer. Did you know that?"

For god sakes shed have to at least smile or give some reaction then. Then you can start talking about whatever else that interst you, the book she is reading or something. Try to make sure the conversation isn't too mundane, and give her a little bit of a hard time. Dont compliment her and tell her she is pretty or anything goofy.

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