please help me !!

[Geo]

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i have been in the hospital for almost 10 days.
Hope you are well

could someone please give me cliff-notes on wtf has been going on?

ok

any good flame wars?
yes
has online poker been proved to be rigged?
no

any bannings,
yes
phantom bumpers or new trolls??
yea and yes
has eugeunice or onlinechimp returned?
yes