V-cards - How many do you own?

[PokerFink]

One. Same girl who took mine back in highschool.

I don't get it Parliament. It sounds like you're old enough to be atleast in college. By the time college rolls around, most girls have had atleast a couple partners. Girls that haven't are either a) ugly or b) on a moral high horse or c) saving themselves. There is no point in trying with any of these girls. Way too much effort for bad sex.

-Fink