I took a really, really bad beat at Commerce last night.

[sternroolz]

Scene of the crime is Commerce $9-18 game, slightly tighter than the average $9-18 LHE game there, which does not mean much.

I am UTG+1. Having consumed quite a few adult beverages, I start to feel an urge to use the facilities. However, I would love to get through the blinds so I don't have to post 4 chips behind the button. I muck and the hand goes through. Same thing UTG. As I post my BB, the urge is now quite powerful. I muck my BB and reason that I can tolerate two more hands. Just as my sb is being dealt, a douche at the table calls "setup". I groan and shoot glances of death at said douche. Now normally a setup wouldn't be all that big a deal....at least not with my situation in mind as many of the chip runners at the Commerce have fewer brain cells than your average houshold pet....but this time it is. Super Visa, quite possibly the most attentive, polite, and competent chip runner at Commerce, is nearby and immediately shouts out "setup next hand".

I curse my bad luck and contemplate my future course of action. At this point I am ready to burst, and thinking quickly, I direct the timid, and now quite frightened, dealer to deal me in the next hand. I do this knowing full well that I will not be present for that hand. Anyway, I make a B-line for the mens restroom, shoving a few people out of my way.

Theres a line for the mens room.