Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life

[Gugel]

Civilization IV, 5-handed
Hero is dealt a Gunship.
Hero sends Gunship to Villian.
Villian shows Archers.
Hero attacks.
Villian defends.
Archers destroy Hero's gunship.

This is the baddest beat of my life. How the hell does a modern, heavily armored helicopter get shot down by godamn arrows!? I DUNNO HOW THESE [censored] FISH KEEP CALLING DOWN WITH INFERIOR HOLDINGS AND DRAWING OUT ON ME. WTF WTF ARE THE ODDS? THIS [censored] IS SO DAMN RIGGED.

Civilization IV is like electronic crack.