Pokar is easy

Freakin · #1 01-23-2005, 02:19 AM

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, CO raises, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, MP3 folds, CO folds, BB folds, Hero calls.

River: (11.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, UTG+1 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG+1 calls.

Final Pot: 19.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has 3h 3c (full house, threes full of fives).
UTG+1 has Kc Qc (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins 19.75 BB. 

Chat after the hand

Villian: omg you mutha
Me: I like to gamble
Villian: holy chit
Me: Pokar is easy
Villian: Son of a bitch
Villian: don't chase every pot
Villian: Rule #1
Me: I had 3 3s. Why would I fold?
Villian: K high flush
Villian: you bastard
Villian: I can't believe that
Me: I can't win by folding

He's sitting on my left, and has followed me into every pot I enter since then. So yes, I think it is helpful for them to think you're a fish.

Freakin

bigmac366 · #2 01-23-2005, 02:21 AM

LOL! what a fish. nice hand

Adde · #3 01-23-2005, 08:38 AM

Me: I can't win by folding

Nice one. Have to include it in my arsenal.

Adde

FlFishOn · #4 01-23-2005, 12:09 PM

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Joe Taylor · #5 01-23-2005, 12:23 PM

Granted, this is the zoo, so I shouldn't even make this comment (don't discuss strategy here!), but flush on the board or not, you had 10 outs to improve on the river. Seems like a no-brainer to go to the river to me.

Of course, gotta love the other guy for chastising you. LOL.

Rah · #6 01-23-2005, 01:11 PM

Hehe I would like to see the villain folding a set the second a three-flush hits the board

Homer · #7 01-23-2005, 01:15 PM

Villian: don't chase every pot
Villian: Rule #1

After he says this ask him why he chased on the flop after "only" having four to a flush.

tdarko · #8 01-23-2005, 01:17 PM

are you willing to give out his handle and the site he plays? looks like a cash cow to me!

Rudbaeck · #9 01-23-2005, 02:53 PM

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are you willing to give out his handle and the site he plays? looks like a cash cow to me!

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He and 25,000 of his clones are logged in on Party Poker right now.

AcmeSalesRep · #10 01-23-2005, 04:54 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Chat after the hand

Villian: omg you mutha
Me: I like to gamble
Villian: holy chit
Me: Pokar is easy
Villian: Son of a bitch
Villian: don't chase every pot
Villian: Rule #1
Me: I had 3 3s. Why would I fold?
Villian: K high flush
Villian: you bastard
Villian: I can't believe that
Me: I can't win by folding

[/ QUOTE ]

I guess it is ok for him to "chase" his 9-outter for the flush, but it is a mortal sin for you to "chase" your 10-outter for the boat/quads!

Gotta love guys that know just enough to be dangerous...to their own bankrolls!

Acme