The Halloween Costume Thread

[sleight]

I searched in vain for the infographic from the Onion a little while back that listed top female halloween costumes. The gist was they were normal costumes, but with "sexy" added. So, off the top my head i'm gonna say they were:
sexy Frankenstein monster
sexy ketchup bottle
sexy M&M

That reminds me of this catalog I had last year of costumes that I got from one of those PartyCity/America/Town/Blimp stores that sells confetti or streamers all other times of the year. Anyway, they had the whole spectrum of costumes grouped together by age range. Apparently you only need to be about 12 before it is acceptable to go out looking like some kind of witch hooker. And what is it with all these pimp costumes? Last time I checked the main indentifier of a pimp was the extortion of prostitutes, not some weird affinity for purple cheetah-print zoot suits and bedazzled [censored] goblets.