So today my friends and I are watching Simpsons...

Klepton · #1 11-15-2005, 11:06 PM

and troy mcclure is the tv. i don't watch the simpsons much anymore because frankly i've seen every episode like 20 times, but that's not the point.

As I walk upstairs my friend says: "Man, phil hartman, he was a funny motherfcuker."
Me: "Do you remember how he died?"
Him: "Yeah. His wife shot him."
Me: "Do you remember her name?"
Him: "No..."
Me: "Exactly, cuz she'll always be remembered as the bitch that killed Phil Hartman."

without googling, see if you can remember her name.

IronDragon1 · #2 11-15-2005, 11:07 PM

I think it was Bree.

Something that started with a B anyways

#3 11-15-2005, 11:09 PM

Brynn

shant · #4 11-15-2005, 11:10 PM

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Something that started with a B anyways

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Bitch that killed Phil Hartman?

miajag81 · #5 11-15-2005, 11:11 PM

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Brynn

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i think that's it.

dblgutshot · #6 11-15-2005, 11:12 PM

I think even fewer people would know her name if she never shot him.

bwana devil · #7 11-15-2005, 11:12 PM

yeah, one of them was all over tv and did movies. the other one wasnt famous at all. no i dont know her name.

ask me another one.

Klepton · #8 11-15-2005, 11:14 PM

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I think even fewer people would know her name if she never shot him.

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the point i'm trying to make is that she obviously was never known. but i bet in her mind right before killing phil and herself, this thought came into her mind at least once:

"and if i kill him, i'll finally be remembered."

well you're not. no one remembers you. you're just the bitch that killed phil hartman.

Colonel Kataffy · #9 11-15-2005, 11:25 PM

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but i bet in her mind right before killing phil and herself, this thought came into her mind at least once:

"and if i kill him, i'll finally be remembered."

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I kinda doubt it.

#10 11-15-2005, 11:31 PM

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I think even fewer people would know her name if she never shot him.

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the point i'm trying to make is that she obviously was never known. but i bet in her mind right before killing phil and herself, this thought came into her mind at least once:

"and if i kill him, i'll finally be remembered."

well you're not. no one remembers you. you're just the bitch that killed phil hartman.

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Uh... no. She was completely coked up and hysterical. I highly doubt she had any rational thoughts at all.