Why are you going to hell? - Page 5

whiskeytown · #41 10-12-2005, 04:28 AM

as a boy lighting candles and putting them out on the church altar, I had several opportunities to pass close to the offering plates - once they were in back and I was alone.

I stole $20 and bought an Apple 2 video game - I probably deserve hell for that one.

RB

Claunchy · #42 10-12-2005, 04:35 AM

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I named my Counter Strike: Source clan the "Christ Punchers."

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TheCroShow · #43 10-12-2005, 04:42 AM

i committed adultry!

tonypaladino · #44 10-12-2005, 04:43 AM

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I can't think of a god one right now,

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< insert bicycle joke >

thatpfunk · #45 10-12-2005, 07:50 AM

had a nice virgin chrisitian girl blow me a week before she got married. he still doesn't know.

hi satan, pleasure to meet you. yep, i am a scumbag.

diebitter · #46 10-12-2005, 07:53 AM

No, my question is when? And what's the delay?

imported_The Vibesman · #47 10-12-2005, 08:30 AM

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so why are you going to hell?

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Well, I hear it's warm in the winter, and all my buddies are there. I'm also thinking I can find some work there.

cdxx · #48 10-12-2005, 11:33 AM

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I can't think of a god one right now, but this topic was just to good to pass up. I was reminded of this topic when i read my brother's post:

'i once saw a hot chick in a wheelchair. I told my friends she's a "butter wheelchair"

so why are you going to hell?

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some say that wheelchairs make the worst porn.