WHY????????????

[Snarf]

1) Why do people do this to me?

2) Why do I always donk it up in tourneys I probably could have won but then get bad beats in tourneys when I actually play good.

3) Why does too much alcohol make me bluff too much?

4) Why do things become blurry when I cross my eyes?

5) Why can't I keep my eyes open when I sneeze?

6) Why can't I have aces at least once a tourney?

7) Why do I waste my time trying to be funny in lc threads like this one?

8) Why is Scuba's name NOT Scuba Steve?