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[mungpo]

I checked into my river flush with 84s when a player was trying too hard to slowplay his KK. I raise the river and he calls.
"What a horrible play."
"I like to suckout."
"I guess so."

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[surfinillini]

R------h: what a xxxxing joke

"You are the prince of Bodgog suckouts!" or something like that. This was just play money!!!

This was during 30 minutes of a session:

(I flop 2nd nut flush draw on flop and hit my flush on the river.)

Table Coach: sucked out on the river again.
Table Coach: you guys are all terrible
Table Coach: hero, keep playing those longshot draws and sucking out.

(I win several more hands during the next 30 minutes...)

Table Coach: I cannot believe how bad everyone at this table is.
Table Coach: everyone except hero.
Hero: Wha, I though you said I was terrible and that I played longshot draws and sucked out all the time.
Table Coach: well, after watching you for a few hands, I changed my opinion. Can you believe how bad everyone else here is?

[jj_frap]

I make Jokerstars jokes just to be an asshat whenever there's a really obnoxious suck-out...

Like AA going all-in vs. KQo pre-flop and getting cracked by a runner-runner straight.