"I give really good blow jobs" - Page 7

PokerBob · #61 10-01-2005, 09:03 PM

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you should say "really ? it's too bad you're so ugly." slap the table to imply laughter, pause a second, then hold your hand up and say "high-five"

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lol

silkyslim · #62 10-01-2005, 09:31 PM

dont make out with her

djoyce003 · #63 10-01-2005, 09:33 PM

i've never been disappointed when a girl told me this at the hummer I later received.

Unabridged · #64 10-01-2005, 09:53 PM

"thats great, but how are your rimjobs?"

MarkL444 · #65 10-01-2005, 10:02 PM

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ummm, "prove it."

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this is the best

Leo99 · #66 10-01-2005, 10:26 PM

Take her by the arm and walk her out of the bar to your car. She will probably ask where you're taking her. Tell her that you want her to prove it. Ask her if she likes to swallow.

PokerBob · #67 10-01-2005, 10:27 PM

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Take her by the arm and walk her out of the bar to your car. She will probably ask where you're taking her. Tell her that you want her to prove it. Tell her she likes to swallow.

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fyp

battschr · #68 10-01-2005, 10:34 PM

What a coincidence, I'm GREAT at receiving blow jobs!

masse75 · #69 10-01-2005, 11:37 PM

Ask her if she'll toss your salad as a bonus.

MyTurn2Raise · #70 10-01-2005, 11:49 PM

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"i thoroughly doubt that"

This effectivly says prove it, without you actually saying prove it. It'll definitely catch her off guard and forces her to say "omg i soooo do!" to which you say "no" again and then she gets quite irate and pretty much forces you to accept her blow job to prove you wrong, and it'd probably be better than the one you'd recieve if you just replied with 'prove it'.
Thats my view anyhow.

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agreed...act as though it's your right to the blowjob, not that you're desperate to get it