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Old 12-30-2005, 02:16 PM
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What would you do if you had $2,000,000,000 just given to you no strings attached. I don't want to hear [censored] like buy my parents a 4234324 sq ft house or something stupid like that. You will lose cool points for that.

I want funny stuff.

For example:

I'd hire a Mexican Midget Mariachi Band to stand in my foyer in full attire (ponchos, sombrerors) singing "La Cucharacha" and other Mexican Songs. They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican.

Hire people to play real life Halo with me, but they only get to shoot paintballs and I get to shoot blanks at them.

Re-enact Animal Survivor

Re-enact how many five year olds

Etc...

What about you?
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:18 PM
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i'd buy my parents something really nice. like a house maybe.
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:19 PM
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I'd also start up a company that trained spider monkeys in the art of bringing beer to people on command.
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:19 PM
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I'd hire Michael Buffer to introduce me every time I walked into a room. It wouldn't be just him though. I'd have some lighting folks, a DJ playing some tight-assed beats, strobe lights everywhere, and a cheering section.

That, or 2 chicks at the same time.
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:19 PM
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Whenever I get really bad service in any kind of retail/dining/entertainment situation I dream about having unlimited funds so I could purchase the establishment right there and then just so I could fire the moron who screwed me over. That would be fun.

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Old 12-30-2005, 02:19 PM
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hire Dominic to reshoot the favorite porn scene thread with the good OOTers recast into them...
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:19 PM
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I would buy gorie a sense of humor. And a personal trainer.

ETA: I'm with you on the monkey butler idea.
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:20 PM
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i'd buy my parents something really nice. like a house maybe.

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She had extra points she didn't want I guess.
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:20 PM
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They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican.

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ignorance is bliss?

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Old 12-30-2005, 02:20 PM
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I'd hire Michael Buffer to introduce me every time I walked into a room. It wouldn't be just him though. I'd have some lighting folks, a DJ playing some tight-assed beats, strobe lights everywhere, and a cheering section.

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that really cracked me up.

I can see it now, walking into work...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND COMING THROUGH THE DOOR RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........STIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL HUNGOVER FROM THE WEEEKENNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD.......NOT GOING TO DO A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THING TOODAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY......"
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