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Old 11-15-2005, 01:36 AM
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Default Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule

So I'm playing at creek nation casino in Tulsa, OK and three guys happen to get up all at the same time to go smoke. The dealer comments that actually they're not supposed to do that, according to the "Third man out" rule. I don't really care, but the table starts joking around asking if there is some penalty or something. Out of nowhere this old guy next to me says

"Maybe they wax your peepee"

I almost spit water out of my mouth. Any other great old-guy one liners or thoughts on this rule?
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:38 AM
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*crickets chirping*
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:41 AM
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Default Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule

The third man walking rule is actually a third man to miss the big blind. 3 guys can all get up at the same time whenever they want. If the third guy misses the big blind and there is a list, his chips "may" be picked up and he/she will be replaced with the next person on the list and that person will be added to the bottom (or top depending on room) of that list.
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:13 AM
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Default Re: Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule

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So I'm playing at creek nation casino in Tulsa, OK and three guys happen to get up all at the same time to go smoke. The dealer comments that actually they're not supposed to do that, according to the "Third man out" rule. I don't really care, but the table starts joking around asking if there is some penalty or something. Out of nowhere this old guy next to me says

"Maybe they wax your peepee"

I almost spit water out of my mouth. Any other great old-guy one liners or thoughts on this rule?

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Ditto what Photoc says.

A funny old man line that I heard at the Trop:

Old man has been sitting at the table and playing quietly for an hour or so. Loudmouth drunk young guy has been spewing chips, slurred speech, and just about everything else that can possibly be spewed.

Old man gets tired of the young drunk punk's mouth and finally says to him, "I think that we should be on a first name basis. Hello [censored]!"
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:17 AM
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So I'm playing at creek nation casino in Tulsa, OK and three guys happen to get up all at the same time to go smoke. The dealer comments that actually they're not supposed to do that, according to the "Third man out" rule. I don't really care, but the table starts joking around asking if there is some penalty or something. Out of nowhere this old guy next to me says

"Maybe they wax your peepee"

I almost spit water out of my mouth. Any other great old-guy one liners or thoughts on this rule?

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Ditto what Photoc says.

A funny old man line that I heard at the Trop:

Old man has been sitting at the table and playing quietly for an hour or so. Loudmouth drunk young guy has been spewing chips, slurred speech, and just about everything else that can possibly be spewed.

Old man gets tired of the young drunk punk's mouth and finally says to him, "I think that we should be on a first name basis. Hello [censored]!"

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I really hate that [censored]. Can you at least give us a first letter clue? Did it end with -hole or -head?
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:32 AM
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So I'm playing at creek nation casino in Tulsa, OK and three guys happen to get up all at the same time to go smoke. The dealer comments that actually they're not supposed to do that, according to the "Third man out" rule. I don't really care, but the table starts joking around asking if there is some penalty or something. Out of nowhere this old guy next to me says

"Maybe they wax your peepee"

I almost spit water out of my mouth. Any other great old-guy one liners or thoughts on this rule?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ditto what Photoc says.

A funny old man line that I heard at the Trop:

Old man has been sitting at the table and playing quietly for an hour or so. Loudmouth drunk young guy has been spewing chips, slurred speech, and just about everything else that can possibly be spewed.

Old man gets tired of the young drunk punk's mouth and finally says to him, "I think that we should be on a first name basis. Hello [censored]!"

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I really hate that [censored]. Can you at least give us a first letter clue? Did it end with -hole or -head?

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Yeah I keep forgetting that ---hole is a censored word.
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Old 11-15-2005, 02:48 AM
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I'm at Canterbury for the Fall Classic playing some 15-30 and this old man about 75 no taller than 5'6" sits down and exclaims to his buddy next to me "Man John, they've been fu**ing me in the a$$ tonight!" I almost piss my pants lol
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Old 11-15-2005, 05:25 AM
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I'm at Canterbury for the Fall Classic playing some 15-30 and this old man about 75 no taller than 5'6" sits down and exclaims to his buddy next to me "Man John, they've been fu**ing me in the a$$ tonight!" I almost piss my pants lol

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Wow, that guy promised me he wouldn't tell anyone. meh.
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:53 PM
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After a dinner show in LV. Men's room is packed. I'm standing there doin' my bidnez. Lot of loud sighing and usual comments and joking from guys with full bladders.

One guy sez, "Damn, that feels better than fu**in'." Couple of guys chuckle.

Men's room attendant pipes in, "Man, either you don't know nothin' 'bout fu**in', or I don't nothin' 'bout pissin'."

Room cracked up. I doubled over. Good thing I'd just finished.

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Old 11-15-2005, 02:55 PM
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The third man walking rule is actually a third man to miss the big blind. 3 guys can all get up at the same time whenever they want. If the third guy misses the big blind and there is a list, his chips "may" be picked up and he/she will be replaced with the next person on the list and that person will be added to the bottom (or top depending on room) of that list.

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That's not my understanding of the rule. It always seems to come into play as soon as the third person gets ready to walk.
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