Two Plus Two Older Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Older Archives > 2+2 Communities > Other Other Topics

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:09 AM
PoBoy321 PoBoy321 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 396
Default Why is Chuck Norris funny?

It seems like everything even remotely related to Chuck Norris is considered hilarious now and I just don't get it. I think it started with the Walker, Texas Ranger lever on Conan which was pretty funny, but now it's just like anything and everything that has to do with Chuck Norris gets people, especially guys in collge, rolling on the floor laughing.

Am I missing something?
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:11 AM
istewart istewart is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Baseball Preview Issue
Posts: 2,523
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

[ QUOTE ]
especially guys in collge, rolling on the floor laughing.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, these people are likely just laughing because it's become a cool topic to laugh about. You should distance yourself from these folks like they have AIDS deluxe.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:12 AM
tonypaladino tonypaladino is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: props to Stuey for fixing my avatar
Posts: 498
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

What the [censored] is AIDS deluxe? Like it comes with fries and coleslaw?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:15 AM
jason_t jason_t is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Another downswing?
Posts: 2,274
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

It's cultural.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:16 AM
gmrankin gmrankin is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 4
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play pok*r every second Wednesday of the month.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Food for thought
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:16 AM
istewart istewart is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Baseball Preview Issue
Posts: 2,523
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

[ QUOTE ]
It's a hot topic in SoCal math departments.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:17 AM
PoBoy321 PoBoy321 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 396
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

See, this is what I'm talking about. I don't get why that's funny.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:18 AM
Stuey Stuey is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 596
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:19 AM
istewart istewart is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Baseball Preview Issue
Posts: 2,523
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

That's a great one.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 12-13-2005, 06:22 AM
PoBoy321 PoBoy321 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 396
Default Re: Why is Chuck Norris funny?

See, that's funny, but not because of Chuck Norris, simply because it's a guy getting hit in the face with an oar.

Some people would say that it's a thousand times funnier because it's Chuck Norris, but I don't know why.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:10 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions Inc.