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11-16-2005, 05:00 PM
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Re: SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
Jeez, fold preflop, SIIHP, donk-bet the turn, Clarkmeister the river, YSSCKY, go read SSHE again, and provide reads! Just stop MrMcVickering the rest of us.
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#53
11-16-2005, 05:11 PM
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Re: Here\'s how we get too 75 responses
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Ponder this news video (stolen from another thread in OOT). (Safe For Work) http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=1302314 I banged my head against a wall several times after watching. [/ QUOTE ] Amazing how someone can go to jail, just for being THAT much stupid. |
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#58
11-16-2005, 06:08 PM
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Re: Here\'s how we get too 75 responses
Anyone have a link to that video of a HS football game field goal attempt, where the ball bounces 4 times on the crossbar before finally landing out? I saw it, but now I can't remember where.
And that McDonald's stuff is just about the most f-ed thing I've ever seen. |
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#59
11-16-2005, 06:12 PM
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Re: SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND
Seriously, folks, how about a little content? Here's something for you:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
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#60
11-16-2005, 06:12 PM
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Re: Here\'s how we get too 75 responses
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Why haven't we heard from jordiepop? Is he waiting for 75? [/ QUOTE ] I predict that if jordiepop reappears, it will be a huge let down. |
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