Banging Chicks from Real Life

[Paluka]

Instead of working out, I suggest playing more poker and then stuffing your clothing with money to create the illusion of muscle.

[HiatusOver]

I have tried stuffing my clothes with bricks of money before. It didnt work...if it has worked for u please PM me with details, I was obviously doing something wrong. I assume if it works and u get a girl to come home with u, when she realizes u dont have muscle but just a bunch of bricks of money she wont mind?

[scott8]

HO,

When girls ask what you do for a living, reply with, "I make lots, and lots, of money."

Then laugh deep, like a manical tycoon. "MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHA"

Chicks dig this [censored].

Banging 101,

Calda

[samjjones]

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HO,

When girls ask what you do for a living, reply with, "I make lots, and lots, of money."

Then laugh deep, like a manical tycoon. "MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHA"

Chicks dig this [censored].

Banging 101,

Calda

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[AdamBragar]

I don't think being ripped matters as much in NYC (where I live as well), as opposed to Miami Beach or something. If you lived in Miami, I'd tell you to take roids and hit the gym constantly (it doesn't matter if your wang shrank to 2 inches big cause by the time they see it, you are gonna be sticking it in them anyway), but in NYC, a lot of not so buff guys get poon. Money, in NY, seems to matter a lot. Rock out the huge wads of cash when you go out.

You've got your p***r bankroll, well, now you've got your Poon-Hunting Roll. This roll will definitely see a lot more downswings but you'll see some big scores. Now when you're out at a bar, tip well. I'd tip well anyway cause bartenders have a tough job and deserve good tips, but now, you can impress when you pull out your wads of money, and tip something nice.

If you are taking a girl out for dinner, go to some place nice, but not too nice, cause then you're just a douche. If you get a girl to agree to dinner, we'll figure a good restaurant then.

[ononimo]

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but in NYC, a lot of not so buff guys get poon. Money, in NY, seems to matter a lot.

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this is true, too, but the key is to avoid being a total jackass about it. there's a fine line between money enhancing your desirability and money making you seem like a complete [censored].

the trick is to be able to treat a girl to the "finer things in life" without making it seem like you expect her to be impressed.

[AdamBragar]

Now we are getting somewhere with this. Ononimo is right. Don't start wearing some fancy shoes and one of those shiny, fancy button down shirts and then start throwing money around. Keep your style understated and never mention money. It's got to be like it's an afterthought.

[Blarg]

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Instead of working out, I suggest playing more poker and then stuffing your clothing with money to create the illusion of muscle.

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LOL good one.

[Ulysses]

Hiatus,

When you want to go bang chicks in Ohio or Illinois or Indiana or something, ask JV for clothing advice. For NYC, stick with advice from fags like TT.

[MonkeeMan]

ED,

Who'd of thunk that "fags" isn't censored? You da man.

Humbly,
B2L